Spam isn't spam

[Kytele]

no1currs

[Shiroikage]

like 3 weeks ago, i gave a bum a couple of bucks because he wanted some ice cream and he hugged me before i could realize that he was going to hug me and react in a way that involved him not hugging me

[Mertron]

one time i was at a bus stop with a friend and a homeless guy came up to me and asked me for a dollar, and i couldnt make out what bullshit excuse he gave for needing the dollar, but i gave him the dollar anyway, and my friend looked at me and said why the fuck did you give him a dollar, and i said because i dont want to get stabbed.

[Mertron]

honestly if any of you ever meet me in real life, pretend to be homeless and ask me for money, because i have made it a point in life that i would like to not be stabbed to death.

[Shiroikage]

i would figure most people would rather not be stabbed to death

[archibaldcrane]

yesterday i was stuck on route 1 in miles of traffic, and my exit was coming up. i put on my right blinker, and the guy in the lane to my right put on his left blinker. it was a battle of will to see who would succed in making it into the lane first, and after 5 minutes no progress was made. so i came up with the most obvious solution. the next time we were dead even in our lanes, i rolled down my window, and asked him if he wanted to switch cars. he replied "what?" and i figured he couldnt hear me, so i said in shouty fashion DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH CARS? I WILL BE IN YOUR CAR IN THE LANE I WANT TO BE IN, AND YOU WILL BE IN MY CAR IN THE LANE YOU WANT TO BE IN, AND BOTH OF OUR CARS LOOK REASONABLY SIMILAR IN WEAR AND TEAR SO EVERYONE COMES OUT EVEN ON THAT END AND WE WILL BOTH BE IN THE LANES WE WANT TO BE IN, and then while he was processing this information i sped up and slid in in front of his car because a gap had been created in the time it took me to say that, so i am the winner

I want to print this out and frame it and put it on a wall.

[Ansems]

The key to survival is never changing

http://235e4t

[Day]

Shut the fuck up Seno.

[Senoska]

What if I don't shut the fuck up, Day? What are you going to do about it? Bitch some more?

[Day]

lol

[Kiarax]

TOLD STATUS: TOLD

[Charismatic]

So... as far as I can tell, this thread is basically seno saying he wants me to post more tales vids? I can do that.

[Charismatic]

[quannum]

casual

also, a tale

yesterday i was stuck on route 1 in miles of traffic, and my exit was coming up. i put on my right blinker, and the guy in the lane to my right put on his left blinker. it was a battle of will to see who would succed in making it into the lane first, and after 5 minutes no progress was made. so i came up with the most obvious solution. the next time we were dead even in our lanes, i rolled down my window, and asked him if he wanted to switch cars. he replied "what?" and i figured he couldnt hear me, so i said in shouty fashion DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH CARS? I WILL BE IN YOUR CAR IN THE LANE I WANT TO BE IN, AND YOU WILL BE IN MY CAR IN THE LANE YOU WANT TO BE IN, AND BOTH OF OUR CARS LOOK REASONABLY SIMILAR IN WEAR AND TEAR SO EVERYONE COMES OUT EVEN ON THAT END AND WE WILL BOTH BE IN THE LANES WE WANT TO BE IN, and then while he was processing this information i sped up and slid in in front of his car because a gap had been created in the time it took me to say that, so i am the winner

re-quoting for justice

[Ryko]

I am going to politely disagree with OP's contention.

[Ryko]

And also assert that OP should probably eat a dick.

[Charismatic]

[Charismatic]

[Ryko]

What I don't get personally is how spam can be any more or less "spam" at any given time. Am I the only one who doesn't think that spam in and of itself doesn't mean anything? It's just a place to shoot shit, how can you be more or less of that? less of that just means a person isnt posting, it doesn't change what's going on in the forum.

Also seeing as how I havent been posting regularly in weeks and abandon hasn't been posting regularly in months, the only 2 niggers who regularly get accused of acting e-hard haven't even been around so I don't get seno's point aside from using a topic as an excuse to say niggers in the first place.

Oh.

Oh....

Anyway I also don't see how anyone gets any more circlejerky than the canadian trifecta + friends. I mean it's pretty even between the great white north and the the great black south.

[Kiarax]

So who wants to suck my dick