Hide yo kids

[Cream Soda]

WESTBURY, N.Y. — Police say a man carrying a hunting knife crept up behind an 8-year-old boy playing a video game in a New York restaurant and plunged a 4-inch blade into his back five times.

Police say Evan Sachs picked the boy out at random and stabbed him five times in the back Friday night at a Dave and Buster's in Westbury on Long Island.

Newsday says Sachs was arraigned Saturday on attempted murder and other charges, pleaded not guilty, and was being held without bail. The 23-year-old Merrick man has also been placed on suicide watch.

The boy had suffered a punctured lung and was listed in stable condition. He is expected to recover.

Newsday says Sachs' attorney told the judge that his client is under psychiatric care and that his medications had recently been changed.

Sachs is due in court again Wednesday.

Nigga is a boss

[Feedmenow]

Kid is a badass for surviving 5 stabs to the back and (probably) making a full recovery.

[Lucavi]

Eh, kids are like rubber. Just look at babies falling from heights. What's more impressive is the fact that this guy actually pleaded not guilty. I mean, seriously?

[Indalecia]

He shouldn't have been camping with a noob tube

[AoE]

Oh I saw this last night on the local news. Really hope the kid turns out ok. Reporters said the guy has mental issues though. Even wrote down what he was gonna do.

[Talus]

He shouldn't have been camping with a noob tube

Freaking kid was probably OMA/tubin'

[Maksudyst]

Wow.. I go to that Dave and Busters now and then lol.

[Wakabo]

This is why you play video games at home.

[Rhyis.]

Dude fucked up the kids highscore. What an ass.

On a sidenote, I've been mugged at an arcade myself. Good times.

[jinkazama]

sad thing is this douches mental status will get him locked up in a ward for 5-10yrs max, prolly more like 2-3 then he'll be back on the streets again.


brb practicing my crazy routine.

[Tagus]

You know, I never understood this. Writing this might hurt my future criminal trial if I ever go bat shit crazy, but wtf is with people committing suicide because of bullies or attacking strangers and kids? Jumpin' Jesus, kill somebody you hate, for goodness sakes. Dumb-ass psychopaths not pointing their demons in the right direction, wtf.

[Not Kuno]

Wow.. I go to that Dave and Busters now and then lol.

Yup, that's the one I go to as well. lol

[Militant]

Nobody attempted to stop/detain/fucking murder this guy after it happened? Or am I missing that part of the story.

[Drex]

seriously, that's fucked up. i had no idea people actually went to dave and busters. wow.

[Yugl]

seriously, that's fucked up. i had no idea people actually went to dave and busters. wow.

There are two ways to interpret this and one is much more hilarious than the other.

[Dimmauk]

That kid should have never beat that guy's high score. Arcades are serious biz.

[scrockstar]

sad thing is this douches mental status will get him locked up in a ward for 5-10yrs max, prolly more like 2-3 then he'll be back on the streets again.


brb practicing my crazy routine.

You get more time in a mental hospital than you would in jail, not less. Also he would have to prove that he is not a danger to himself or anyone else in order to get released. Usually these people get committed for life when they might have gotten out of jail in 10 years.

None of this matters because this was a premeditated crime and thus he won't be able to pull off an "NGI" or not guilty by reason of insanity.

[SaviorSelf]

Good old Westbury. Shit like this is common in Wyandanch.

[Jaybar]

Anybody else think of "The Jerk"?

[Byrthnoth]

Anybody else think of "The Jerk"?

Yeah.... Norman Johnson you random son of a bitch!

.... It's the cans! He hates oil cans! This place is full of oil cans!