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  1. #1
    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Once upon a time a farmer sent his son

    With a horse to graze upon the mountainside
    He fell asleep and when he woke the horse was gone
    He came back without it and the neighbours said
    Oh what bad luck
    The farmer said
    How do you know
    How do you know
    How do you know

    The very next day the farmer sent his son
    Back to the mountain to seek his runaway
    He found the horse and seven other wild ones
    Took them all home and the neighbours said
    Oh what good luck
    The farmer said
    How do you know
    How do you know
    How do you know

    The very next day the farmer sent his son
    To the wild horses that needed to be tamed
    The first one he climbed on threw him down on the ground
    It broke his arm and the neighbours said
    Oh what bad luck
    The farmer said
    How do you know
    How do you know
    How do you know

    The very next day war was declared
    And the army men came through the countryside
    Looking for soldiers but they couldn't take anyone
    With a broken arm and the neighbours said
    Oh what good luck
    The farmer said
    How do you know
    How do you know
    How do you know

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    I would prefer not to.
    Moms Spaghetti
    Philly Special

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    The Dying Cowboy

    "O bury me not on the lone prairie."
    These words came low and mournfully
    From the pallid lips of the youth who lay
    On his dying bed at the close of day.

    He had wasted and pined 'til o'er his brow
    Death's shades were slowly gathering now
    He thought of home and loved ones nigh,
    As the cowboys gathered to see him die.

    "O bury me not on the lone prairie
    Where coyotes howl and the wind blows free
    In a narrow grave just six by three—
    O bury me not on the lone prairie"

    "It matters not, I've been told,
    Where the body lies when the heart grows cold
    Yet grant, o grant, this wish to me
    O bury me not on the lone prairie."

    "I've always wished to be laid when I died
    In a little churchyard on the green hillside
    By my father's grave, there let me be,
    O bury me not on the lone prairie."

    "I wish to lie where a mother's prayer
    And a sister's tear will mingle there.
    Where friends can come and weep o'er me.
    O bury me not on the lone prairie."

    "For there's another whose tears will shed.
    For the one who lies in a prairie bed.
    It breaks me heart to think of her now,
    She has curled these locks, she has kissed this brow."

    "O bury me not..." And his voice failed there.
    But they took no heed to his dying prayer.
    In a narrow grave, just six by three
    They buried him there on the lone prairie.

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    the farmer in the dell
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