growing facial hair to match your costume is the most ballinist way to be. i am full bearding to be allen from the hangover, the shaving all but the stache to get my paul blart on
growing facial hair to match your costume is the most ballinist way to be. i am full bearding to be allen from the hangover, the shaving all but the stache to get my paul blart on
You should go as EPIC beard man instead. Just dye your beard 'santa claus' gray, sunglasses and a black hat and you're set. Link for reference http://www.break.com/fights/epic-bea...bus-fight.html
If I was in San Francisco or Oakland, maybe, but none of my friends down here would get it.
It would be fun to walk around in the "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" shirt though.
Whats a good costume for a man with a beard or just a mustache? I'm at a loss.
only thing i can think off is dressing up like Ishmael from Moby dick and screaming at fat chicks all night.
just like last Halloween sept i'll have a beard.
Here's the calibur of beard I'm dealing with. Pretty sure this is the longest the full beard has ever gotten.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...rane/photo.jpg
You gotta do Allen from the Hangover. You could pull it off so good, even though your beard isnt quite long enough.
damn your beard pummels mine. how does that length not drive you crazy
Gimme three months and I could put Archi to shame.
It gets to a certain length, then the insanity starts. If you can man up and deal through it, you acclimate or it grows past point where it stops driving you nuts.
Woe to the man who's natural maximum beard length is in the insanity zone.
I remember one time me and a friend got so drunk we walked around the neighborhood kicking pumpkins, stealing entire bowls of candy that were left out and I went up to an old lady who was giving out candy sitting under her carport. I said trick or treat, she asked what I was supposed to be and I said drunk now give me some fuckin candy.
We ended up BBQ'ing at 4am and I woke up passed out in the front lawn with a BBQ stained shirt with a ridiculous hang over.
I'm going as a Chilean miner. Charging in the door with the motherfucking flag of Chile on my back like a cape.
To simulate what my shirt would look like if I were stuck in a Chilean mine for two months, I sprayed Pam onto the chest and pits:
Spoiler: show
Unfortunately, Oakley did not send me $400 shades for my costume.
Philandering husband.
lipstick smeared on the collar/lip, shirt buttoned up wrong, flowers for the wife to make up for it, i dunno what else to add.
The worst part about tonight's party? I'm hosting and was offered tickets to the Phillies NLCS game and to the Flyers too. God damnit
It's late int he game as the costume party is tonight, just going as larry the cable guy. Cutoff shirt and a budweiser cap, shouldnt be hard but not very creative. Next year, I will plan early so that I can be what I originally wanted to be, glen beck. Carry out rants by scribbling all over a chalk board I drag around with me. Could play the character up pretty well I think.
I'm going as this guy:
Spoiler: show