I'm getting married.

**Demosthenes** · 2010-10-14 20:45

...are OVER!

**Lovex** · 2010-10-14 22:54

Have good sex.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:05

Originally Posted by Ryko

Something very depressing just occurred to me.

i am willing to bet i had a similar depressing thought

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:06

but then i remembered i am married to beer

it is hard to fit my dick in the bottle, but aside from that we have a solid relationship

**Ryko** · 2010-10-14 23:14

Nah my depressing thought would have come off as bragging so I didn't bother, but trust me that it's sad.

**QuePsiXI** · 2010-10-14 23:15

And that's why you get the Miller Lite Kegs.

You could even do one of those awkward commercials where we think you're talking about having sex with the woman, then you reveal you've been talking about dicking down the keg.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:15

sometimes it is good to pat yourself on the back

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:16

Originally Posted by QuePsiXI

And that's why you get the Miller Lite Kegs.

You could even do one of those awkward commercials where we think you're talking about having sex with the woman, then you reveal you've been talking about dicking down the keg.

i just looked it up, a keg weighs 160 pounds. I'm pretty sure I could fuck other things that weigh that much if i was desperate enough.

**Ryko** · 2010-10-14 23:17

We'll see. Are you still meeting us to drink for halloween weekend and are nick, howie, AJ and kevin coming?

**Krye** · 2010-10-14 23:19

Mertron baby I weigh about 160

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:19

oh man thats a low blow

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:19

the backstreet thing, not whatever krye is talking about

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:21

and i have no plans for halloween weekend that i am aware of anyway, where are you guys drinking

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:21

and can i bring krye as my date, he weighs 160 pounds

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:21

jk i know krye isnt allowed to come

**Ryko** · 2010-10-14 23:23

I know it is involving kainhighwind's house, tsutsumiko's house, or potentially both.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:24

and where would those places be

**Ryko** · 2010-10-14 23:26

Deptford and Sicklerville respectively.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-14 23:29

those places are mighty south, but i have nothing else to do

**Ryko** · 2010-10-14 23:34

Your mom is on my mighty south

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