NFL Week 6: The ass-backwards standings.

[Diamicles]

sac tap of the year, all years

[Stiker]

GO RANGERS!!!

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fucking Cowboys

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Yes I have zero faith they'll win against the Vikings

[Melena]

You know it's bad when you won't pick a team @ home against Oakland.

I'm not taking that pick either.

I wouldn't take the Niners at home vs my High School's JV football squad.

[Lucavi]

Indy is 0-3 in Washington, has lost 2 close games already this year (which the skins are champs at pulling out somehow), and the skins have dropped their last 2 quarterbacks faced on their collective asses. I like my skins in another hair-greying, ratings-gathering grinding upset late in the 4th.

I hate this game overall, though, because while if the Skins pull out a win, they easily break into the top 10, pulling out a loss, no matter how close, will put them back in the sub-15 category.

I hate this game.

[Chun Liroy]

Chad Ochocinco Good morning. It's Friday in Miami, what to do in a city where there's so much going on. Movie Friday with fans or a cool couples only dinner...

MUST GO TO MOVIES WITH CHAD.

[Xajii]

Seattle at Chicago- Seattle chokes, Bears receive more undeserved praise.
Miami at Green Bay- Aaron Rodgers is the only player alive on his team and that's with a concussion.
San Diego at St. Louis- Now that Clayton is gone they'll try to play towards someone who can play football. I hope.
Baltimore at New England- Should be a fun game, but the Pats would be misguided in trying to exploit a secondary that, for all the shit it got in the offseason, has the second best pass D in the league.
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Detroit at Giants
Atlanta at Philadelphia
Cleveland at Pittsburgh- Really now.
Kansas at Houston
Oakland at San Francisco
Jets at Denver
Dallas at Minnesota- This should be fun to watch, I wanna see Favre cry.
Indy at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville

[tyven]

Indy is 0-3 in Washington, has lost 2 close games already this year (which the skins are champs at pulling out somehow), and the skins have dropped their last 2 quarterbacks faced on their collective asses. I like my skins in another hair-greying, ratings-gathering grinding upset late in the 4th.

I hate this game overall, though, because while if the Skins pull out a win, they easily break into the top 10, pulling out a loss, no matter how close, will put them back in the sub-15 category.

I hate this game.

texans bro. the skins have thrice tried to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, luckily kolb stinks and orakpo got held.

[Conrad]

Seattle at Chicago
Miami at Green Bay
San Diego at St. Louis
Baltimore at New England
New Orleans at Tampa Bay - CALLIN IT
Detroit at NY Giants
Atlanta at Philadelphia
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Kansas City at Houston
Oakland at San Francisco - CALLIN IT AGAIN
NY Jets at Denver
Dallas at Minnesota
Indianapolis at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville

I picked against Philly and for Dallas, somebody shoot me

[Chun Liroy]

The cowboys have thrice tried and thrice succeeded.

[Chun Liroy]

Seattle at Chicago
Miami at Green Bay - with or without... wait they have no rb.
San Diego at St. Louis - upset special
Baltimore at New England - RAY RICE
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Detroit at NY Giants
Atlanta at Philadelphia - IT'S KOLBERIN TIEM
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - at this point should be the sb favorites.
Kansas City at Houston
Oakland at San Francisco - 4 blocked punts
NY Jets at Denver - Denver has a solid defense, and Orton is keeping their passing game alive
Dallas at Minnesota - regardless of what happens, everyone loses
Indianapolis at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville

[Flarega]

Skirkle, you aren't really "callin it" for the niners raiders game when most people agree with you. Including me.

[Effluo]

Kansas @ Houston - Stop with the shitty play calling and do something! This was supposed to be the year! It only gets tougher from here on the schedule.

I cannot believe with the start we had to end up 3-2.

[Headspace]

That's okay nigga, we're 2-3 and going to lose to the bye week.

After TO has been balling out.

[Conrad]

Skirkle, you aren't really "callin it" for the niners raiders game when most people agree with you. Including me.

Fair enough.

[Cephius]

Waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Giants. I thought their performance against the Bears was an aberration but then they really stepped up against a Houston team that I thought would expose their linebackers and secondary. Obviously the Lions are no big test, but if they manage to dominate in 3 straight games I would feel a lot better about their chances. It would help if Dallas continues to suck, too.

[Mizango]

Kansas @ Houston - Stop with the shitty play calling and do something! This was supposed to be the year! It only gets tougher from here on the schedule.

I cannot believe with the start we had to end up 3-2.

I told you in preseason what you guys needed to do to convert to beast mode, you laughed at me.

[Stiker]

I told you in preseason what you guys needed to do to convert to beast mode, you laughed at me.

We are still laughing at you.

[Akiyama]

Kansas @ Houston - Stop with the shitty play calling and do something! This was supposed to be the year! It only gets tougher from here on the schedule.

I cannot believe with the start we had to end up 3-2.

You're the Texans. Someone should name you guys the Houston Five-Hundreders. Because you always finish at .500. That 9-7 record last year was a fluuuuke.

[Chun Liroy]

We are still laughing at you.

Sponsored by Orton

 

[Mizango]

Oh and fuck that noise Ceph, Hakeen Nicks baby! I saw Chris and CJ (Leak) a few weeks ago and Hakeem is coming back to Charlotte during the bye week and is hosting an Independence HS alumni party at a local club, shits going to be fire. Man our NFL and Pro sports roster is fucking stout son. Pro Bowler in second year? You'd better fucking believe it.

Speaking on the Big I theme, if Colt McCoy is smart he'd feed the fucking ball to Mo Massaquoi and let him wreck shit. I mean he cant hope for much facing the Steelers at home, but at least he can try and look competent out there. Thats saying alot about UT alum, I realize that.