NFL Week 6: The ass-backwards standings.

[Chun Liroy]

I don't think he's talking about that, miz.

[Conrad]

To be fair though Skirks, when Reid named Vick the starter the degree of difficulty in Dallas' schedule grew twenty-fold. But if you're working under the assumption that Kolb is starting then I agree with you all the way bro.

Isn't Vick starting game 2 of the NLDS? iirc he threw 7 scoreless as an encore to that one guys no hitter. I heard he opted to come out because back to back no nos would have shown the opponent up. That was really classy for number 7 to do.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[Mizango]

I don't think he's talking about that, miz.

I read between the lines.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

rofl.

[Akiyama]

so who's starting? Kevin Vick? Michael Kolb?

[Conrad]

Eagles are gonna throw a curveball and have Mike Kafka be the starter, with Andy himself suiting up to come in on Wildcat plays.

[Chun Liroy]

49ers go 0-6, fire singletary who becomes the head coach for the cowboys and leads them to the superbowl.

[Conrad]

And for the doubters, know that it's impossible to tackle Andy Reid. You merely get stuck in him as he continues to plod along.

[Chun Liroy]

While he may be impossible to tackle, it takes him 15 minutes to waddle 100 yards.

[Conrad]

While he may be impossible to tackle, it takes him 15 minutes to waddle 100 yards.

Truly a master of time management.

[Mizango]

49ers go 0-6, fire singletary who becomes the head coach for the cowboys and leads them to the superbowl.

Oh man I hope not, I like Singletary. God fire Fox and bring him to Carolina!

[Mizango]

And for the doubters, know that it's impossible to tackle Andy Reid. You merely get stuck in him as he continues to plod along.

Andy Reid is a homunculus better known as Gluttony. He just needs Lurie's permission to eat defenders and suck them into the void which is the gate of truth.

[Mizango]

Wow, I melded a NFL post into a FMA reference. God I love me some me.

[Stiker]

So the Cowboys have removed all doubt that they are a fucking joke this season.

Anyone remember that dumbass Fourth and Long show? You know, the reality show to give someone a spot on the Cowboys roster for training camp a year ago. Any other organization would have that motherfucker cut.

Not the Cowboys, he's now on the roster...and starting on special teams: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/ne...edium=facebook

Just fucking unreal. The 2009 draft was touted by dumbfuck Jerry as the "special teams draft". Special teams players remaining from that draft: David Buehler.

Fuck this shit. GTFO Jerry, seriously, you are ruining this team AGAIN.

[Mizango]

Jesse Holley! Carolina baby, Carolina baby!

[Mizango]

I hope he plays WR and takes Ogletree's reps.

[Stiker]

I'm just glad our offensive line doesn't have any holes in it since we haven't seriously drafted to that need in years.

OH WAIT

[Chun Liroy]

Are you really mad about that? I mean, it doesn't matter where the fuck he comes from if he knows how to play. I'm not saying he does or doesn't, but just because he's from a reality show doesn't mean you dismiss him immediately.

[Stiker]

I'm seriously about ready to go the Miz route and cheer for a 1-15 season so Jerry will wake the fuck up and fire himself.

Spoiler: show

Like that will ever happen.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm just glad our offensive line doesn't have any holes in it since we haven't seriously drafted to that need in years.

OH WAIT

If you are insinuating that we shoulda signed an Olineman... we did.

[Chun Liroy]

You are flipping out over a fucking special teams move, are you fucking retarded? The person who got cut didn't even play.