NFL Week 6: The ass-backwards standings.

[Cleverness]

I meant behind us in the race to most losses and underachievingish.

Can't underachieve when people don't have high expectations for the Bengals in the first place.

[Akiyama]

lol @ ever expecting the Bengals to do anything (sadly I did )

[Chun Liroy]

I don't think anyone expected them to lose to the browns and tampa back to back.

[Akiyama]

I don't think anyone expected them to lose to the browns and tampa back to back.

Skip Bayless did.

[Demosthenes11]

Jim Rome fucking rocked the cowboys the other morning, along with miles' leap frog. dude spits the straight truth

[Demosthenes11]

fffffffff

[Chun Liroy]

Technically he wasn't penalized for it, so as far as I'm concerned, it was a boss jump.

[Demosthenes11]

he was more making fun of a grown man thinking it is a cool thing to do, whether it's unique or hard or not

[Akiyama]

My girlfriend is a die-hard Bengals fan. I like to pull out her pink Houshmandzadeh uniform from time to time just to laugh at it.

Haha. I approve of this.

[Chun Liroy]

Skip Bayless did.

Well known fact: Skip Bayless absolutely fucking hates T.O. And is like the anti-everything.

[Deejay]

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fucking sam hurd lololol

his delivery gets me every time

[Mizango]

I think its funny that Sam Hurd actually has his name brought up in conversation for once. Dude fucking fails at football and fails even worse at hook'em horns. I told you, the Cowboys celebrate even the mundane stupid shit. With one win and being a national embarrassment youd think theyd celebrate less and practice, cover and win harder.

Goddamn they suck. I mean look at Austins dumb ass, they really just dont get it.

[Dimmauk]

I think its funny that Sam Hurd actually has his name brought up in conversation for once. Dude fucking fails at football and fails even worse at hook'em horns. I told you, the Cowboys celebrate even the mundane stupid shit. With one win and being a national embarrassment youd think theyd celebrate less and practice, cover and win harder.

Goddamn they suck. I mean look at Austins dumb ass, they really just dont get it.

Bum's son told them to do a college celebration, so Stonehands did the Hook'em horns, and and I guess Hurd graduated from the School of Rock?

[Mizango]

Grown ass men, cant let go of the past. Did anyone see Tebow gator chomp on his TD run? Ya me either.

[Mizango]

Fucking Dallas man, I swear.

[tyven]

Grown ass men, cant let go of the past. Did anyone see Tebow gator chomp on his TD run? Ya me either.

rofl

[Stiker]

I think its funny that Sam Hurd actually has his name brought up in conversation for once. Dude fucking fails at football and fails even worse at hook'em horns. I told you, the Cowboys celebrate even the mundane stupid shit. With one win and being a national embarrassment youd think theyd celebrate less and practice, cover and win harder.

Goddamn they suck. I mean look at Austins dumb ass, they really just dont get it.

Hey man it's ok, Jerry Jones talked to the team yesterday and we are going to be bringing referees into practice!

EVERYTHING IS FINE!

[tyven]

btw who the fuck is ready to watch orakpo eat cutler alive. gonna make that giants sack fest look like a vacation. especially if shanahizzle will play the fatman and let him run mad on the inside. holy shit double digit sacks for rack. gonna be amazing. fucking bears fans. how does it feel to come back to earth?

Spoiler: show

no one is allowed to copy and paste this post on sunday when my bold predictions dont come true

Spoiler: show

lol @ my bold predictions not coming true. the haney era marches on

[Chun Liroy]

Ready for Romo to have over 300 yards, with T.C. rushing for 100 (after Felix and Marion get hurt because of Justin tuck's revenge leg sweep), and still lose?

[tyven]

oh man if justin tuck comes out leg sweeping like mortal kombat im gonna lose my shit