NFL Week 6: The ass-backwards standings.

[Stiker]

Are you really mad about that? I mean, it doesn't matter where the fuck he comes from if he knows how to play. I'm not saying he does or doesn't, but just because he's from a reality show doesn't mean you dismiss him immediately.

It isn't about Holley. It's about the fact that we wasted an entire fucking draft and all we have to show for it is a kicker that is only good at kicking touchbacks and making a tackle when everyone else whiffs.

Shit like puts so many holes in a team that it takes years to recover.

[Chun Liroy]

I ask you a question, was our special teams terrible last year? I honestly can't blame the coaches if every mother fucker in our draft gets hurt... well maybe we can in that case but still. I mean it was a terrible draft don't get me wrong.

[Mizango]

Striker is right, not even trolling.

[Stiker]

I ask you these questions: was our offensive line a piece of shit last year? Has it been a huge piece of shit for the last two years? Have we done anything besides draft Flozell Adams v 2.0 in Sam Young to do anything about it?

BUT HEY OUR SPECIAL TEAMS WERE GOOD!

[Mizango]

Jerry needs to do what Snyder did and take a fucking step back and stop trying to control every minute detail of that damn team. Dallas has talent, they just have a meddlesome owner that just doesnt "get it".

[Chun Liroy]

Sure, but the reason he started flipping out was because a guy got signed from out practice squad to our roster and thinks the world is falling.

[Chun Liroy]

Jerry needs to do what Snyder did and take a fucking step back and stop trying to control every minute detail of that damn team. Dallas has talent, they just have a meddlesome owner that just doesnt "get it".

We have so much talent we beat ourselves with it.

[Chun Liroy]

I ask you these questions: was our offensive line a piece of shit last year? Has it been a huge piece of shit for the last two years? Have we done anything besides draft Flozell Adams v 2.0 in Sam Young to do anything about it?

BUT HEY OUR SPECIAL TEAMS WERE GOOD!

I'm not saying your wrong, but you started flipping shit because of Jesse Holley was my point. Our O-line is servicable. If we lose this week, go ahead and root for the 1-15 because at that point this season is truly a wash but right now there is *slim* hope. inb4lolbearsfans, but the bears have possibly the worst Oline in the league and they are 4-1.

[Chun Liroy]

What happens when a guy that can't be dallas is on a team with a guy who always beats dallas, and they play Dallas?

[Stiker]

Sure, but the reason he started flipping out was because a guy got signed from out practice squad to our roster and thinks the world is falling.

Christ you are thick. Here's my post:

So the Cowboys have removed all doubt that they are a fucking joke this season.

Anyone remember that dumbass Fourth and Long show? You know, the reality show to give someone a spot on the Cowboys roster for training camp a year ago. Any other organization would have that motherfucker cut.

Not the Cowboys, he's now on the roster...and starting on special teams: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/ne...edium=facebook

Just fucking unreal. The 2009 draft was touted by dumbfuck Jerry as the "special teams draft". Special teams players remaining from that draft: David Buehler.

Fuck this shit. GTFO Jerry, seriously, you are ruining this team AGAIN.

Let me break down the bold for you: any other organization would've had Holley cut because they don't draft like a bunch of fucking idiots. Position players that can't quite cut it or excel at special teams get those spots. You might take one or two picks on guys you think can be good special teams players (and usually, they are returners), but you don't spend a WHOLE DRAFT aiming to fill those holes when you have other pressing needs.

Right now, all we have left from that draft is Buelher. A kicker...I mean KICK OFF SPECIALIST. That's a fucking waste no matter how you slice it.

Jerry is ruining the team again, it's fucking cyclical:

1) Jerry hires a coach that has good input on players and personnel and we draft well (see: Jimmy Johnson, Bill Parcels)
2) Jerry gets tired of not having complete control and fires/runs off said coach
3) Jerry spends the next several seasons thinking he knows football and fucks up the team slowly but surely
4) Repeat

How can you not see this?

[Mizango]

Sure, but the reason he started flipping out was because a guy got signed from out practice squad to our roster and thinks the world is falling.

No, that is the proverbial straw breaking the camels back. When you have to live with Jerry making 200+ stupid fucking decisions a year, then inevitably there is going to be one that makes you just say "fuck it". Reality show nigga making "America's team" was it, and rightfully so rofl. I mean that is like the Heat signing Pauly D and demoting Chalmers. Shit sucks brah.

Oh and before you say it, Pauly D can probably crash the glass like a motherfucker so dont start hating and shit. He would be the worm if Rodman were Guido.

[Stiker]

Fuck, I'm already mad and now Miz is agreeing with me.

Now I'm REALLY pissed.

[Mizango]

Oh and Leroy, your Oline is serviceable. Why not make it outstanding by drafting right and signing people not named Alex Barron was his main point. I mean make a move to go up and get Okung or some shit, Dallas had more than enough ammo.

[tyven]

It isn't about Holley. It's about the fact that we wasted an entire fucking draft and all we have to show for it is a kicker that is only good at kicking touchbacks and making a tackle when everyone else whiffs.

Shit like puts so many holes in a team that it takes years to recover.

you didnt really waste the entire draft class. technically roy williams is a part of that and look what he is doing!

[Mizango]

Fuck, I'm already mad and now Miz is agreeing with me.

Now I'm REALLY pissed.

I feel like a 2 dollar whore right now. Im defending a Cowboys post? Ill brb I need some time to reevaluate my life.

[Mizango]

you didnt really waste the entire draft class. technically roy williams is a part of that and look what he is doing!

lol

[Stiker]

you didnt really waste the entire draft class. technically roy williams is a part of that and look what he is doing!

[Chun Liroy]

You are fucking retarded, I didn't say I didn't fucking disagree with you.

[Chun Liroy]

DOUBLE NEGATIVE OOPS.

[Abandon]

lol