I was in without a doubt

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 21:48

Originally Posted by Ryko

It doesn't matter if I was hard enough to drill a hole that would have put the dai gurren brigade to shame for the whole night. The second shit got serious, my body was just not having it. I mean we looked at all the possibilities, I asked some friends for their input on my lack of input, but the bottom line was that it was mental and with my propensity for overthinking meant that I wasn't going to be able to think my way out of a self-imposed mental block and the only thing that would make me think less would also inhibit my capability to perform sexually. Fun little predicament.

An aside of real talk, I had the same shit when I had dated a girl who was grossly out of my league physically(or at least I thought at the time), she was hot as fuck and a freak in bed when I was still pretty inexperienced. The first 3-4 weeks we dated I was fucking terrified of her and every time it came down to business my heart went absolutely bat-shit on due to nerves, which fucked my bloodflow all up and I couldn't pop one for my life, and it just kept compounding so not only was I terrified of her but also terrified that if it happened again I wouldn't get another shot at it which made it even worse.

I still don't even know what changed, but one morning I woke up with a standard morning wood deal and luckily she was there and we banged on out before leaving for work. That completely broke everything through and I tore that shit up for the next 9 months until I found out she was also fucking my roommate and she completely ruined my life blahblahblah. Not that any of this matters pertaining to your story at this point since it's too late, but just saying I know the feeling and it's fucking shitty.

**Ryko** · 2010-10-19 21:53

Originally Posted by Callisto

so not only was I terrified of her but also terrified that if it happened again I wouldn't get another shot at it which made it even worse.

YES, that shit is a mindfuck.

**Ryko** · 2010-10-19 21:53

Double post, part 5 will be here.

**Abandon** · 2010-10-19 21:58

i've never had that issue. bloodflow through the penis is so constant for me i often have to think about disgusting things to avoid popping randoms in the middle of the work day. so when it comes to women? i'm ready to roll as soon as the possibility of sex exists.

**Conrad** · 2010-10-19 22:00

my problem is getting rid of them once they develop

**Abandon** · 2010-10-19 22:04

also that, skirk.

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 22:11

Originally Posted by Abandon

i've never had that issue. bloodflow through the penis is so constant for me i often have to think about disgusting things to avoid popping randoms in the middle of the work day. so when it comes to women? i'm ready to roll as soon as the possibility of sex exists.

I've been fine since I realized the universal truth: some girls may think I don't last long enough, some girls may think my weenie is too small, and some girls may not like the way I start singing Party All The Time when I'm about to finish; but regardless by the time they are able to lodge their complaint I've already gotten mine, so really I can't lose.

**Ryko** · 2010-10-19 22:20

Part Four: http://i52.tinypic.com/2061tsz.jpg

Spoiler: show

So I'm back in new york. I am seeing 4 women and I'm having sex with three of them. They all know about each other because my only real defense here is blunt honesty. My body is being greedy like crazy and I'm not gonna lie, that may have been the most fun I had in a single month. But fun can't last forever. The one girl I'm not actually fucking decides that her dealbreakers for me, which I had come to terms with and was fine with not being involved with her because of, were suddenly not a big deal because

http://i53.tinypic.com/qmykbo.png

And well, fuck that. I'm not getting into a celibate relationship with a girl who is ONLY going to realize that her issues with me that suddenly arent issues ARE SUDDENLY ISSUES AGAIN and have her grow to resent me. I mean my real reason is because I can't imagine being in such a long relationship with someone who is only inevitably going to hate me. If someone is gonna hate me, I should at least be doing it...

Just kidding.
Maybe. I mean I just blew it off with the one girl I wasn't actually having sex with. Maybe I'm just a pig.

Spoiler: show

So yeah, I responded pretty much exactly like scott had and said "this isn't going to work out" because we had agreed EARLIER THAT WEEK that it wasn't going to work out. I explore things with Rammy and things are in "let's see" mode with Envy, NoName still straight gives no fucks. Cut forward a couple of weeks and a real falling out with Knives because I was a dick and I'm at a friend's show at a local bar with Rammy. I'm being the obnoxious guy who is all up ons a bitch at the bar and then I turn back to watch the yankees sweep the twins. She leans in to me and says "who is that girl giving me the up and down" and I turn around and

http://i52.tinypic.com/2lsy3on.png

My friend's sister is here to watch him play too. Thing is his sister's best friend is Knives.

Awk.ward. I still hadn't apologized to Knives for being a dick earlier that week either. (And I mean I was a huge asshole. She assumed I was a dick in a conversation with a friend and I showed her exactly what kind of dick I could be. Left her in the middle of the street and told her to walk home by her damn self and went to go smoke a blunt with some local friends. She called me later, asked if I was still mad. I said yeah, removed her from facebook and told her to kick rocks. She later confronted me on it, I said I was in the wrong but that I didn't feel bad and had no desire to apologize and when I finally got around to it the first time she started lecturing so I said 'yeah I don't feel like it now, peace'.) That was gonna be fun.

2 days later I send a text message saying I was ready to apologize for being a dick before and that it was up to them to find the time since I pretty much dicked around on when to do it beforehand. I knew all I really had to do was apologize in 3 sentences then just shut up for 40 minutes while she lectured and that's exactly how it went. We walked right past the bar I was at with Rammy the previous weekend and she tried to play coy as if I didn't know that she knew I was there. Later on she brings it up saying how I obviously made out with Rammy at the bar specifically to turn around to knives's best friend and be like 'yeah you can run and tell that, home boy'. Aside from the fact that this isn't like me, I'm not thirteen years old. I said this was obviously not the case but she said I was lying. I stated as deadpan as possible that both making out to make a statement to someone I didn't know was going to be there and lying was typical of my personality and that I obviously was doing both so she could rant about it to the rest of her friends in her 8th grade babysitter's club. I also said that I was leaving in the next 10 minutes so she could rant about how much better she was than me or she could try to find some closure. She didn't like that I was being... myself, but I didn't care, I have very little patience for CW bullshit and I had to go visit envy in the next half hour anyway.

**Sera** · 2010-10-19 22:56

Originally Posted by Callisto

I've been fine since I realized the universal truth: some girls may think I don't last long enough, some girls may think my weenie is too small, and some girls may not like the way I start singing Party All The Time when I'm about to finish; but regardless by the time they are able to lodge their complaint I've already gotten mine, so really I can't lose.

Seriously right now? Funniest fucking thing ever said in the history of everything that has ever been said in any dimension. FB status'd.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-19 22:58

this is not as entertaining as you made it sound, there better be aliens in the next part

**Ryko** · 2010-10-19 23:03

By aliens do you mean mexicans?

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 23:03

space or illegal?

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 23:04

that actually enhanced my post there

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 23:04

space mexicans

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-19 23:05

I like this thread.

**Callisto** · 2010-10-19 23:07

Originally Posted by Sera

Seriously right now? Funniest fucking thing ever said in the history of everything that has ever been said in any dimension. FB status'd.

so technically I was right that you'd add me to your facespace

**Charismatic** · 2010-10-19 23:09

Why can't I bring myself to read this?

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-19 23:11

Because it has shitty Scott Pilgrim references throughout for no reason.

**JigglyJam** · 2010-10-19 23:12

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Because it has shitty Scott Pilgrim references throughout for no reason.

fuck you

**Sera** · 2010-10-19 23:18

aside from the fact that he's obsessed with the comic,gonna go with to protect the names of the innocent

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