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  1. 2010-10-19 22:09 #1
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    Sad Childrens' books

    Every once in a while twitter has a brilliant moment -- a hashtag that is genius, and great jokes to match it.

    I think we can do better than them for this one though: #SadChildrensBooks

    Some examples:

    Wikipedia Brown, Unreliable Boy Detective
    Bi-Curious George
    Are You My Mother...or Father?
    Clifford the dead beat dad
    Where the Wild Things Were (Thanks to Deforestation)
    If You Give a Mouse a Coke Habit
    The Giver, and the Receiver
    The Little Engine Named Sisyphus
    The Lion, the Christine O'Donnell, and the Wardrobe
    You're a Miserable S.O.B., Charlie Brown
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's Strike Negotiations
    goodnight poon
    Everybody Poops Blood
    The Very Hungry Kardashian
    Hop On Ma and Don't Tell Pop
    Alexander's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Rash

    ... we can do better.
  2. 2010-10-19 22:14 #2
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    i really dont care for that band
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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iving_Tree.jpg

    DOESN'T EVEN NEED A WACKY TITLE CHANGE TO BE SAD
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    i really dont care for that band
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    wtf at double double posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iving_Tree.jpg

    DOESN'T EVEN NEED A WACKY TITLE CHANGE TO BE SAD
    get out of my head!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
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    DOESN'T EVEN NEED A WACKY TITLE CHANGE TO BE SAD
    I WAS TOTALLY THINKING THIS BEFORE EVEN CLICKING THE THREAD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    I Am Not Going To Get Up Today! By Stephen Hawking
    Lol.
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    if it weren't for this thread, I'd have to actually visit twitter to catch up on twitter's latest unfunny goings-on

    thanks OP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Priran View Post
    if it weren't for this thread, I'd have to actually visit twitter to catch up on twitter's latest unfunny goings-on

    thanks OP
    this is the correct answer