House Guests; How does one remove them?

**mootsfox** · 2010-10-20 01:02

Seriously, I'm tired of this faggot that won't leave. How do I make him leave without coming off as a compete ass?

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:03

pants off dance off

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:03

Try telling him to get the fuck out. Be sure to say please.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:04

Originally Posted by mootsfox

faggot won't leave.

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

pants off dance off

nvm

**mootsfox** · 2010-10-20 01:05

Not taking my pants off near him, cause he already wants me, and I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too pretty to have anything to do with him.

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:05

Originally Posted by mootsfox

Not taking my pants off near him, cause he already wants me, and I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too pretty to have anything to do with him.

d'aw. try my method.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:07

k take his pants off, and then point and laugh.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:09

tell him the faggot store called, and they're running out of YOUUUUUU

and that he should report to the faggot store to restock inventory

**mootsfox** · 2010-10-20 01:09

Originally Posted by Akiyama

d'aw. try my method.

If he's still here tomorrow when I wake up, I will kick him out (maybe with bus fare).

**mootsfox** · 2010-10-20 01:10

^ By using "Please get the fuck out"

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:10

Originally Posted by mootsfox

If he's still here tomorrow when I wake up, I will kick him out (maybe with bus fare).

fuck that. the please should be plenty nice so you don't have to give him monies.

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:10

Ahh, better! Still.. fuck the bus fare.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:12

hiyoooooooooooooo

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:13

i would like the record to state my hiyooooooooooo was for zealot.

**#686578** · 2010-10-20 01:13

Have sex with your boyfriend really loudly while making fox noises at all hours of the day and night.

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:14

Originally Posted by Kohan

Paying someone to get the fuck out because you don't like them? That is some pansy-ass bullshit.

which is why I said to just say please and dont' give him money. that way he accomplishes the 'without coming across as an ass' bit and is still secretly an ass.

**mootsfox** · 2010-10-20 01:20

Originally Posted by Kohan

There's a difference between not being an ass and being a total doormat pussy.

Sorry, I'm not used to kicking people out of my house, this is new to me.

Would it be better if I got out my shotgun and 'asked' him to leave?

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 01:24

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/p...fspam/gtfo.gif

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:24

Originally Posted by mootsfox

Sorry, I'm not used to kicking people out of my house, this is new to me.

Would it be better if I got out my shotgun and 'asked' him to leave?

if by shotgun, you mean your penis, and by 'asked' him to leave, you mean cockslapped him.. then no! that would be wrong.

**Akiyama** · 2010-10-20 01:27

and drink sophisticated drinks.

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