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  1. 2010-10-20 01:27 #21
    mootsfox
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    If they really do think you're hot, you could always get them to suck you off, then tell them they're a whore, to get the fuck out, and never come back.

    You should smoke a cigar afterward.
    If he wasn't extremely gross, this would be a great idea.
  2. 2010-10-20 01:28 #22
    mootsfox
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    There is a very nice bottle of scotch in the freezer that would go well with him leaving.
  3. 2010-10-20 01:30 #23
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    break the bottle over his head and lick the booze from the gashes as you drag him to the curb
  4. 2010-10-20 01:30 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Or paper bag them. Just punch open a properly sized hole like a badass and make the fucker go to work.
    you are on a roll tonight
  5. 2010-10-20 01:31 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    break the bottle over his head and lick the booze from the gashes as you drag him to the curb
    I don't wanna get AIDS
  6. 2010-10-20 02:22 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Have you tried coming across his complete ass?
    I was gonna go with come in his complete ass, either way you beat me to it.
  7. 2010-10-20 05:42 #27
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    getting them a job in the white house office of public engagement seems to work
  8. 2010-10-20 09:11 #28
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    pee on their mattress
  9. 2010-10-20 12:47 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    pee on their mattress
    This is why we can't have nice things
  10. 2010-10-20 12:53 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Priran View Post
    getting them a job in the white house office of public engagement seems to work
    lol'd
  11. 2010-10-20 13:23 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Priran View Post
    getting them a job in the white house office of public engagement seems to work
    Hate to do this but this seems like an intelligent joke I should know about, and use at my next social outing. Explain please?
  12. 2010-10-20 13:26 #32
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  13. 2010-10-20 13:26 #33
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    social outing lol
  14. 2010-10-20 13:27 #34
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    http://specialreport.com/wp-content/...use_kutner.jpg
  15. 2010-10-20 13:30 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    social outing lol
    Hey fuck you buddy
  16. 2010-10-20 16:10 #36
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    Tell him you have a rare form of airborne herpes.
  17. 2010-10-20 20:31 #37
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    Where does this person sleep? Pee there.
  18. 2010-10-20 20:45 #38
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    When does this person sleep? Pee then.
    On them.
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