Ain't it just like the night...

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-20 23:58

Damn.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-20 23:58

Originally Posted by Derock

This is different from any other time you call somebody?

it actually isn't but this time i am sad and i don't know what to talk about

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 23:58

where i now live i am imagining i should have candy ready on halloween

years ago at my old place i didnt have candy but no one ever showed up there, so of course that one year people showed up i had nothing to give them, so i gave the kids beer, and somehow i did not get arrested

probably because i lived in south jersey and i bet them redneck 10 year olds could outdrink me, what with the moonshine and all

**Mertron** · 2010-10-20 23:59

sorry i wanted to ramble

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-21 00:03

man, if only you had some pickled eggs to go with the beer for them

**Mertron** · 2010-10-21 00:04

i was young and foolish back then, i would never give away free beer again

thats beer i can drink while handing out candy, while perhaps answering the door naked

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-21 00:07

When your mother sends back all your invitations
And your father to your sister he explains
That you’re tired of yourself and all of your creations
Won’t you come see me, Queen Jane?

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-21 00:07

Originally Posted by Derock

Buy candy on halloween regardless of if you have kids come or not. If you don't have any, then you have like 5 lbs of candy to eat yourself. If you buy shitty candy, then you are a terrible person. If you hand out candy corn, you need to DIE.

that's such a gamble though, because if no one shows, then you can get it like 1/2 price the next day

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:08

http://i53.tinypic.com/negpw9.jpg
I guess I overstated how small it was but half of these houses are empty anyway because WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS OH GOD. Also I am good at drawing arrows.

**Mertron** · 2010-10-21 00:08

i am going to buy one of those houses and poop on your lawn

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-21 00:09

your house had a weird layout

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:09

I don't live there anymore so knock yourself out.

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:09

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

your house had a weird layout

It is 2 houses, the bit at the top is just an overarchway to the back yard which looks like more house but it is not. Also a pig sty.

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:10

But it was still weird because it is essentially only one floor (we intended to raise the roof a bit and make a second floor for it) but it is long as fuck so it was still a huge house.

**Falisa** · 2010-10-21 00:13

You lied. You told me you lived in a mansion.

**Falisa** · 2010-10-21 00:14

I guess at the time you also told me you were a lady.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-10-21 00:14

Originally Posted by Derock

No one is stopping you from buying candy the next day, no matter what happens the night before.

yeah, but you're still out some money you didn't have to be out

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:15

That is actually a picture from space, it is so huge you have no idea.

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:16

Wait I guess a satellite picture IS from space.

**Kiarax** · 2010-10-21 00:16

This is taken with a disposable camera from the chemist from the moon.

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