Things I do while you're asleep

[Lucienne]

The idea of fucking wookies

I read that and now my coffee is on my key board. =(

[Lucienne]

I am easily entertained.
My poor keyboard does not approve.

[Lucienne]

I really should work. I have promised to correct a translation, but they sent me a much more technical text than they were supposed to and I really don't feel like it. =(

[Lucienne]

I was actually looking forward to it, but that was before the text turned into a technical description and arrived a week later than it was supposed to when I'm already way too busy with other stuff. On the other hand, if I do it well I might get more work from them which would be neat. Sigh. I wish I had a dead line. I work so much better under pressure.

[Lucienne]

Death does not scare me!

[Lucienne]

Ok, maybe a little.

[Lucienne]

Clearly!

[Blarg]

do they have a room and a computer in ohio? if they do you are golden

[Blarg]

oh sorry, I was just setting up this money order of a hundred lots of dollars that I'm going to send you.... hold on a second, you were just mean to me, I guess I'll just throw this money in the garbage then, I guess you don't want it to help you buy an awesome mansion in Ohioland

[Blarg]

I'm also kicking the dog

ok, I'm not, but you were a big enough jerk that I entertained the idea

[Blarg]

I'm so cold that when super smart scientists had finally reached absolute zero I walked into the room and broke absolute zero

[Blarg]

I'm in pacific time but I'm going to sleep real soon, I'm not tired but talking to you is probably the worst thing imaginable

[Blarg]

plus it takes a long time for canadians to say our mandatory prayers to the queen before bed

[Blarg]

tomorrow I'm sleeping in until 11 so i can stay up a bit later tonight but tomorrow I'll probably be up late finishing my presentation which will be terribad because it's on the first day of presentations and I normally copy the style of those who go before me but since it's the first day I can't do that

[Blarg]

Is the Queen of Canada a moose?

you realize that's the most offensive thing you can say to a canadian outside of saying your hockey team can beat our hockey team

[Blarg]

the presentations are on the same thing our end of term research paper is on but since it's the first day of presentations I won't be as far along in the paper as the other people will be so when it comes to the questions part of the presentation I will probably give a lot of I don't knows. I can't bullshit the answer because it's science and these people will know better

[Blarg]

minnesota? more like stupidplaceota

[Blarg]

I also have to sit in on presentations throughout the week which will put me to sleep for sure, and the tutorial session we have that is never used will actually have presentations in it this week and that means I can't go home and sleep before my next class that day so I will have the 100 pound eyelid thing going on all that day

[Blarg]

I don't like the tone of your voice young man.

teal'c just called me and said you were a stupid

[Blarg]

well he did say your posts have been more detrimental to humanity than the Goa'uld could ever be and then he said you dishonor the entire Jaffa race by having his avatar used by someone so bad