totally whack
totally whack
your kneecap is not a good place to whack it if there isn't a table nearby
orange slices are declared as the only halloween candy that should be given out. all other candy is of lesser worth. i swear candy corn in a halloween bag as a kid was like someone flipping the bird cept the middle finger was candy corn.
brach's candy corn is a sin against god and man
Damn numbers
Also yes pulpy orange juice is fucking incredible
i still need some goddam apple cider
i am bringing all kinds of candy corn to wherever i am supposedly going to be this weekend
all
kinds.
orange juice with the pulp is great. damn parents hate it though for some odd reason. always end up having to buy it myself at the store when i want some.
Hmm, you guys buy orange juice? I thought spam was all broke ass nigs.
Maybe I can hang out here after all.
posted from my toilet with my laptop
oh noes, out of toilet paper... gotta run across the hallway and hope I don't got poop on me
that's why i don't use facebook or droids that reveal my location
Because you make bad jokes?
in the bathroom watching me type on a laptop and then be like oh noes... you would have lol'd your pop off
On a serious note, I like what spam is and does. I find it incredibly entertaining to read and would like to be a part of it on a part-time basis. I also enjoy filling out applications for things. But I do make bad jokes sometimes, especially before I've had my coffee. And then I think about that fucking Mcdonalds guy and his cock fucking face, and I want to destroy an inanimate object, and then I go to work, and don't really have a free minute to post for a few hours. And this is the way it gooooooes
I could even try to use less punctuation if that would help