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    I thought I had a pretty good alcohol tolerance

    Last night I got seriously out-drunk by a woman half my size. How the fuck does that happen?

    I haven't been so drunk in years. I don't really want to do that again any time soon, my head hurts like a mofo and I don't trust my stomach

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    gotta watch out for those little girls man, it takes me like 1500ml to get some little girls man, you really gotta be careful

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    Oh no, she's older than me, she's just tiny.

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    did you eat beforehand? empty stomachs are the killer

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    I ate during! We had delicious moules frites and lots of bread.

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    She ate exactly what I did too, so it was very scientific. But she had probably one more glass of wine than I did in the end, and she was fine. I, on the other hand, ended up hugging my toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    I ate during! We had delicious moules frites and lots of bread.
    did you mix? what were you drinking

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    I have sigs turned off, man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    did you mix? what were you drinking
    OH FUCK I bet it was the white wine. That always gets me.

    Wine and ale. Whole bunch of different types of ales too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    i thought all europeans could drink til the cows came home
    She can drink until the cows go back out and then come home again the next day, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    She ate exactly what I did too, so it was very scientific. But she had probably one more glass of wine than I did in the end, and she was fine. I, on the other hand, ended up hugging my toilet.
    oy, no bueno

    you know our friend Q has some sort of vitamin regimen he takes when he goes power-raging, i think that guy could drink a keg by himself & be fine

    he gave me the vitamins once and I felt like a fucking olympic athlete the next day, and I had been drinking all fucking day long the day before, i was absolutely smashed. Went home, went to sleep, woke up feeling like I was 18. It was pretty incredible. Involved time release B12, and some other stuff, all GNC type shit

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    Smoke some pot today for the hangover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    OH FUCK I bet it was the white wine. That always gets me.

    Wine and ale. Whole bunch of different types of ales too.
    it's the wine. Can't mix wine with anything else. If you start with wine you gotta stick with wine. Also wine hangovers are the absolute fucking worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    Smoke some pot today for the hangover
    lol, this is definitely a solution

    or hair of the dog, just go make yourself something mild with a little alcohol in it, you'll feel loads better

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    god, see, I just usually avoid doing this at all.

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    Don't smoke, so yeah no thanks I think I might just go make some weetabix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    posting this one for sera so there is a full screen of sigs
    much appreciated, your sig maintains a 100% lol rate so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    god, see, I just usually avoid doing this at all.
    does the UK have Excedrin? that shit is TOTALLY OP for hangovers, it is miraculous

    Excedrin® Extra Strength is a combination pain reliever that contains acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffeine.
    The stuff is CRAZY good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    Don't smoke, so yeah no thanks I think I might just go make some weetabix
    milk is a bad choice

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    also, never eat cheese or any dairy when drinking

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