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  1. 2012-04-04 22:46 #1
    tyven
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    Y'all ever put a phone in a girls vagina

    And then call it and try to listen to your ringtone through her stomach?

    Disclaimer: I haven't used a ringtone since like 2005

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk
  2. 2012-04-04 22:47 #2
    Mertron
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    I would prefer not to.
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    why no, i cant say that i have
  3. 2012-04-04 22:47 #3
    Mertron
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    I would prefer not to.
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    day lock this
  4. 2012-04-04 22:49 #4
    Rocl
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    no don't
  5. 2012-04-04 22:50 #5
    Chun Liroy
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    Keep it open.

    And now I must try this.
  6. 2012-04-04 22:51 #6
    Qalbert
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    okay guy I guess
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    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...3qkyo1_500.jpg
  7. 2012-04-04 23:03 #7
    Shiroikage
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    was it your galaxy nexus?
  8. 2012-04-04 23:29 #8
    Greatguardian
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    wait you guys haven't?
  9. 2012-04-04 23:33 #9
    Chun Liroy
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    Wait, how do I clean this shit off.
  10. 2012-04-04 23:50 #10
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    I dropped my Nokia 3310 in a girl once. She died instantly
  11. 2012-04-05 00:02 #11
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  12. 2012-04-05 00:03 #12
    Chun Liroy
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    rofl
  13. 2012-04-05 00:19 #13
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Why are there some guys who are just fucking creepy about wanting to try and shove random shit up women's vags?
  14. 2012-04-05 00:27 #14
    Sera
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  15. 2012-04-05 00:37 #15
    Blarg
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    in japan it's considered a fetish to have completely normal sex
  16. 2012-04-05 00:49 #16
    Greatguardian
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    I did not think this was such an uncommon thing. I have most definitely been asked to shove women's phones up their vaginas while on vibrate and call them multiple times. It's, like, not even rare in my experience. But I don't exactly date normal women so that might have a thing or two to do with it.
  17. 2012-04-05 00:50 #17
    Greatguardian
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    And it has never been a smartphone because that just doesn't seem like it would fit well, ow. and cleaning that touchscreen, oh boy.
  18. 2012-04-05 01:33 #18
    Galkaeater
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Why are there some guys who are just fucking creepy about wanting to try and shove random shit up women's vags?
    better than shoving things up their ass
  19. 2012-04-05 06:33 #19
    Day
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    i'm not locking this and leaving all these other shitty threads open are you niggas retarded
  20. 2012-04-05 09:08 #20
    Kuya
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    wasn't there a southpark episode about this
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