Sometimes I think to myself

[Mertron]

That at the end of a long, tiring day, I would like nothing more than to sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice warm glass of infants blood.

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And when I am done, taking a nice warm bath in virgins blood.

[Mertron]

Gentlemen, you may thank me in advance when on next Valentines Day, you surprise your loved one with a nice cheesecake, with infants blood filling. And dont worry, its low in carbohydrates.

Reduced-Carbohydrate Infant's Blood Cherry Cheesecake
http://infants-blood.info/images/cheesecake.jpg
Serves 6-8
This delectable cheesecake is smooth, creamy and, at only 12 carbs per serving, fits into today's carb-conscious lifestyle. The delicious blood-flavored filling is complemented by the cherry topping. Makes a perfect dessert for a springtime luncheon.

[Mertron]

Accept no imitations.

In today's world, it can be hard to find genuine virgins. The Infants-Blood.info Authenticity Guarantee means you're assured of soaking in the blood of authentic, 100% pure virgins.

[Blarg]

hey... pssst... hey, ya know where I could get some of that whore blood?

[Odon]

Go to the third house down on freemont and 5th, knock on the door 4 times and wait for the mail slot to open, put your money in there.

[Charismatic]

I never do.

[Sera]

Go to the third house down on freemont and 5th, knock on the door 4 times and wait for the mail slot to open, put your dick in there.

ftfy