What's your hot girl DQ?

[Sera]

You know. The thing that you just couldn't deal with or ignore. The thing that would make you walk away from the perfect woman.

Mine is a tramp stamp. To me, the hottest bitch on the PLANET is dq'd if she has a tramp stamp. Because to me, they're trashy and gross and they ruin the whole package.

For example:

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http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...9-1280-800.jpg

Hot as fuck. See that tramp stamp though? NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!

So, what do you consider grounds to DQ the hottest of women?

[Abandon]

I've fucked some STUPID women, so I honestly can't say intelligence. Well, for a random run-in, at least. Long-term, though? Can't be stupid, and (here it comes) I'm not expecting gourmet, but she gotta be able to know her way around a kitchen. I took the time out of my youth to learn to not starve and have it taste decent; bitch better have at least 1 signature dish. If not, she'll get the random treatment; dicking, and cab fare.

[Cheerios]

Stinky

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

white

[D44kpunk]

tramp stamps r hot

[Day]

if they name ends with an i

[AidenCarby]

Smokers and duckfaces.

[Charismatic]

Drugs

[Blarg]

when her penis is larger than mine

[Abandon]

white

i have the opposite issue there. VERY few jungle bunnies catch my attention long enough to consider dating ,and most of those are high yellow, ala Miz

[Abandon]

if they name ends with an i

Why not? They all make steady money




















































In the strip club

[Day]

loool

[Abandon]

Drugs

I dated a stripper with a coke habit. I wouldn't let her leave my sight in my place until i was sure she wasn't stealing my shit for more. She could ride a dick, though

[Rhyis.]

I dated one hot chick who never laughed. She legit did the thing from that episode of Scrubs where the girl only says "that's so funny" in reaction to humor. Couldn't deal with it.

I would punch this chick in the face.

[Abandon]

I'd just ignore her refusal to laugh and keep on fuckin. yall niggas is searchin for reasons not to date hot girlz

[Abandon]

Hell, the stripper couldn't cook. But as mentioned, she knew her way around a dick.



lol

[Churchill]

1x duckface pic anywhere even as a joke
bad tattoos
1x pic in the arms of a black dude
1x pic in the arms of an orange dude
blonde hair
anything*feminism
was raped/molested
smoke/drugs
says things you read in cosmo as fact
-Example: oh you don't like your mother, THAT MEANS UR BAD OMG
--Shut up slut
spartan/caligae type sandals, gtfo
lack of knowledge regarding shoe options besides 6" heels for jeans
constant use of thong sandals as fashion
menstruation as an excuse for poor behavior/attitude

I usually don't see anything from that list with women I date except for them having been raped/molested. That seems to be a common theme for me.

[Churchill]

They are also super slutty.

[Abandon]

you're destined to masturbate a lot

[Rhyis.]