online dating

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

why haven't I tried this before god damn you meet some fine ass asian koala up in that joint. barnacles.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

strange tally over the last 3 weeks

[Mizango]

My nigga

[Howie Roary]

I hope that's a chick inside those suits

[Arvin]

i had an okcupid account for the summer like 2 summers ago, was still in east lansing michigan before i moved here to chicago. the slew of women was pretty small but i found a hipster chick who seemed pretty cool. went out twice, ended up fucking her for the summer and then i found out i got a job offer in chi. told her about it, she exploded and acted like we were in a long commited relationship. she was psycho as fuck. def a good place to hook up is online

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I had pretty bad date 2 weeks ago. girl was pushing about 15-20 over her profile pic. I was still cool and rolled with it. lady just had zero personality, couldn't hold a conversation to save her fucking life. I made it to the 3 hour mark before I told her I was bored and going home, this isn't working. she seemed to be cool with it and offered me a ride back to my car. as we're walking down the street we stop at a crosswalk and she lost it, saying I never gave her a chance to prove who she is and I'm a terrible person.

I just stopped her and said, listen, you're fucking crazy. I'm going into that bar right there. bye.

I walked straight in and immediately started to chat up some random girl to drive the point home. 15 minutes later she calls me in hysterics ( this was a first date, mind you ) giving me the same speech about what I'm missing and I wasted her night. had to hang up on her after a coupla minutes of just laughing while she broke down on me.

ended up going to see a filly about 15 minutes outside of town, hot little filipina single mom who gave me the business after a nightcap.

[Mizango]

My nigga

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[Charismatic]

I had pretty bad date 2 weeks ago. girl was pushing about 15-20 over her profile pic. I was still cool and rolled with it. lady just had zero personality, couldn't hold a conversation to save her fucking life. I made it to the 3 hour mark before I told her I was bored and going home, this isn't working. she seemed to be cool with it and offered me a ride back to my car. as we're walking down the street we stop at a crosswalk and she lost it, saying I never gave her a chance to prove who she is and I'm a terrible person.

I just stopped her and said, listen, you're fucking crazy. I'm going into that bar right there. bye.

I walked straight in and immediately started to chat up some random girl to drive the point home. 15 minutes later she calls me in hysterics ( this was a first date, mind you ) giving me the same speech about what I'm missing and I wasted her night. had to hang up on her after a coupla minutes of just laughing while she broke down on me.

ended up going to see a filly about 15 minutes outside of town, hot little filipina single mom who gave me the business after a nightcap.

Damn, talk about thirsty.
I mean, I've seen some dudes come off desperate but never seen a dude stoop to her levels.

[Abandon]

yeah, that's pretty crazy. but, lolz were had, and that's all that matters. that and gettin the dick wet

[Demosthenes]

Never let a date, online or otherwise pick where the fuck you'll be going if you're the one spending money.

[Demosthenes]

LOLDATES!

[Milkster]

LOLDATES!

I would say this but you don't fuck randoms either though.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Damn, talk about thirsty.
I mean, I've seen some dudes come off desperate but never seen a dude stoop to her levels.

Yeah, she was kinda getting starry-eyed looking at me it was pretty much a role reversal. But I thought it was hilarious so let it go way longer than it should have.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Never let a date, online or otherwise pick where the fuck you'll be going if you're the one spending money.

I could see how you might have misread that with her offering to drive me back to my car, but no. I was drinking, so I made her drive us to the other spots I wanted to go to. I left my car at the office.

[tyven]

do you let your wife get crushed by other dudes or is it strictly 2 girls 1 perm?

[Demosthenes]

I could see how you might have misread that with her offering to drive me back to my car, but no. I was drinking, so I made her drive us to the other spots I wanted to go to. I left my car at the office.

Nah. I was just talking but fair enough.

[Charismatic]

do you let your wife get crushed by other dudes or is it strictly 2 girls 1 perm?

He has an azn wife, I'm gonna guess its all 2 girls 1 perm.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

do you let your wife get crushed by other dudes or is it strictly 2 girls 1 perm?

nah I'm not gonna front. we're in an open relationship. she hasn't been out with any other dudes just a couple of girls ( she bi ). she's talking to an army ranger though but I think he looks like a db so I give her shit for it.

[Howie Roary]

chokehold that ranger db

[Mizango]

chokehold that ranger db

lol