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    A little taste of what it's like to be gay these days

    http://instinctmagazine.com/sites/in...l%20party1.jpg

    http://instinctmagazine.com/post/it-...-old-gay-event

    LGBT organization Impulse Group South Florida is under fire after hosting a highly publicized pool party event titled "Get Wet" at the recently renovated Vagabond Hotel in Miami where they imposed a very controversial entry fee: If you're over 40, pay up. Those wishing to attend the event who were under the age of 40, were admitted free into the Vagabond, but if you were a 41-year-old or older then a $50 donation to the group was required.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    In b4 "only white tall masc need apply" grindr profiles.

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    Sorry all I can think of from that picture

    Spoiler: show

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    My friend in Seattle posted this link:

    http://christwire.org/2009/10/the-go...o-homosexuals/

    I finally found a website that is exactly like the onion but serious.

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    I had thought christwire was also a troll/parody site?

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog-style articles intended to ridicule excesses of American Christian conservatives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    In b4 "only white tall masc need apply" grindr profiles.
    you'd need one hell of a time machine for that

    also, how do you know these things? is there something you're not telling us... please say yes.

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    If I convert to being gay do I get instant abs? Cause that might be a sweet signing bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronin sparthos View Post
    If I convert to being gay do I get instant abs? Cause that might be a sweet signing bonus.
    no, but you do get instant judgment if you don't have abs! unless you're fat and hairy, there's a whole other market for that.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    you'd need one hell of a time machine for that

    also, how do you know these things? is there something you're not telling us... please say yes.
    I'm facebook frens with Kuya, I guess is how I know? I don't get the time machine reference though - is grindr no longer a thing?

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    aw, nuts. was hoping you converted to dick.

    no, I'm just saying if you wanted to be inb4 the "white masculine only" thing you'd need to go wayyyy back.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    aw, nuts. was hoping you converted to dick.
    The gay agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    no, but you do get instant judgment if you don't have abs! unless you're fat and hairy, there's a whole other market for that.
    http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/k...da-bears-2.png

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    I imagine the thought process is akin to straight bars charging dudes cover and letting chicks get in free. Or gay bars charging girls cover and guys get in free.

    50$ is ridiculous though. They should just "charge" everyone a 15$ donation or something. Probably wasn't thought out too well.

    also, that guys tree tattoo is so totes masc. oh man. his virility is too much inb4 power bottom. The only reason I go to pride/gay pool parties is the awesome trash- I mean, people watching

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    i was expecting a much more visceral experience opening this thread

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    I'm expecting the pool is probably visceral now.

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    Well, 40 is practically dead in gay years. Even 30 is ancient. Personally, if I go to a gay pool party it's to see the hot half-naked young guys, not 40 year-olds.

    Never been to one though, don't think that would fly well in Stockholm. People would throw a bitch fit and it would make front-page news for discrimination.