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    A Smithy's Life [Humor]

    It was bound to happen sooner or later. Everyone's most hated goblin has started his own blog.

    http://goblinsmithy.blogspot.com/

    I'd feel bad for him if he hadn't killed me umpteen thousand times.

    Stupid Jungle.

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    didn't feel like reading all that, my eyes hurt

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    I liked the Church Insurance add.

    Was a good read :D

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    I don't like it when people spam something on every message board possible. Not that what you are posting is bad, but you don't need to copy and paste it a billion times.

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    I'm not spamming. At least, not intentionally.

    I posted the link on the message boards I usually visit and got a lot of good response. Then I was on this board following a link someone posted and thought what the hell.

    All in good fun, though. I just like making people laugh.

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    I lol'ed, some of em were pretty good. Especially the newer ones.

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    hahah

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    It seems Fablinix lost his girl to Goblin Smithy too:
    http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/topics/060404_1.html

    The blog has been updated as well (since this was first posted) for those of you who'd like to continue reading.

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    It is quite funny.

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    My favorite part:

    Then, there's my little brother, Goblin Tinkerer. I was very proud to see him take up the Dark Knight job, but if he doesn't stop singing "Tear my life into pieces, this is my Last Resort," I'm going to be an only child.

    Being a ruthless killer I can accept. But emo? Hell no.
    :D

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    My favorite part:

    So it's me, alone, versus six very angry, very armed adventurers. Well... me and the Orcish Blunder who just used his two hour. Apparently, he wasn't missing fast enough.
    Had to go to the archives to find it, but well worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd
    My favorite part:

    So it's me, alone, versus six very angry, very armed adventurers. Well... me and the Orcish Blunder who just used his two hour. Apparently, he wasn't missing fast enough.
    Had to go to the archives to find it, but well worth it.
    lol!

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    Heres another one from the same person, this one from the point of view of a GM.
    http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/

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