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**Ohemgee** · 2007-02-09 21:03

So I'm over my friends house, and we're browsing our schools forum thing and came across a topic title:
"my beautiful cuban princess broke my heart after 10 months=["

I present to you the funniest shit ever.

this is stupid all the imautre kids proly going to laugh at this but whatever...

so im in love with this girl her name is karla lopez she is 100 percent cuban and shes beautiful!!! shes smart funny nice cute kool outgoing best personality in the world and she is drop dead sexy! shes got a big ass and those big thighs=] shes thick im in to that=] neways shes realy beautiful. when ever i was with her i was in heaven. i would sometimes have trouble breathing when i would first set eyes on her everytime i went to see a movie with her or something she would always be pretty. shes the best girl friend anyone could ever have. i told her that everyday to she was perfect. i wanted to spend the rest of my life with her we were in love. we had fun togather we made each other laugh in her words im a ( funny guy) =] shes funny 2 real funny i love her she had the greatest smile. it could be the worst times and she would just smile and everything would just feel better. i would always call her my beautiful cuban princess she would call me her little white boy lol.... she is everything to me.ive never felt so good in my life then when im with her. i realy was the luckeyst guy in the world. she is so beautiful. funny thing is we met on some stupid online game that we play called runescape about 10 months ago. we talked for awhile and we started talknig on the phone.. and like a week later i found out she lived in miami hialeah and i live in hollywood. bout a 20 min drive. everytime i saw her i she would make me so happy=] its as if she was a angel and just droped out of the sky to make me happy. she new how to make me happy everyway possible she even got me to quit weed. (that was recently)(rofl smokeing that shit now) neways. she was perfect. i love her so much and she loved me we were in love. when i first met her i was a rocker lol she got me to listin to rap haha so i like em both now 50 50. she was the best girlfriend in the world. and now she brakes my heart. 10 months later because her x boyfriend she still had feelings for and is now going back out with him. she was my everything and now i feel as if im nothing. i dont even wanna live anymore... i just wanna be with her. when i was with her i lost interest in all the things that i did everyday. even going thru school i would text her all day long and she would help me make it thru school. i love her. i will always love her i dont bealive she did this to me. she always said i was the best boyfriend in the world. she told me that everyday 2 lol. we were the perfect couple before i met her in person we were like dateing online and phone at first before we met sounds stupid i know it was lol but it was worth it i made her this video u wil see some parts of a game called runescape witch is the game we played togather alot and met on lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifCf9TOVgs i made that video for her. thats how much i was in love with her keep in mind that was almsot a year ago. then she made me this one when she broke up with me over something stupid like 2 months ago but we got back togather in like 6 hours lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMneO9h7SeA anyways to make a long story short i was in love with her and still are and i cant get her out of my head and i dont want to but i know i have to some how but it hurts so bad i cry my self to sleep every night for the last week. she broke up with me last tuesday. i dont know what to do im going crazy. well i have had about 7 or 8 girlfriends in the past few years and i never cryed when one broke up with me or i broke up with her or whatever i would just say w.e and move on but for the first time in my life im crying im in love with her i think its the first time ive ever ben in love. i was wondering if someone can help me tell me what they would do i know most of you have ben throw this before and can give me some advice how to be normal i cant do anything anymore im so depressed i dunno i dont wanna be with anyone else but her... i just want my beautifu cuban princess back sigh... theres alot more behind her x well now boyfriend sigh.. but i cant say it here personal... but if anyone c an help me out plz post here or leave me a message or something. or hit me up on my cell its 9542326611 im so heart broken im going crazy!!!! i dont even wanna walk into hills tommrow for school recent picture of us http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260 ... a46262.jpg

take care thankx for the help im going crazy here what do i do.

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...karla46262.jpg

**Mala** · 2007-02-09 21:09

I want to throw up over both of them for no apparant reason.

[the grudge is on TNT though!]

**Boyiee** · 2007-02-09 21:09

Nice, and a phone number to boot.

Kinda hoping my gf reads this post, could use a good laugh.

**Demosthenes** · 2007-02-09 21:10

and i thought my shit was bad... omg someone slap him.

**Unklemonkey** · 2007-02-09 21:12

So, who's going to call him and tell him to grow a pair?

**Tyche** · 2007-02-09 21:14

Can't you send SMS messages online? Time to burn that number up.

**Shuemue** · 2007-02-09 21:20

I demand mp3s of phone calls.

**Unklemonkey** · 2007-02-09 21:22

Originally Posted by Shuemue

I demand mp3s of phone calls.

Seconded

**Kayu** · 2007-02-09 21:28

are we sure she is fucking cuban100%?

**Ohemgee** · 2007-02-09 21:36

OH MY GOD CELINE DEION HAHHAHAHAHAHA

**Lbelle** · 2007-02-09 21:44

I think I lost braincells trying to read that. It's like trying to read a wall of text from gandorf. What a dumb shit.

**RuBP** · 2007-02-09 21:57

how do you record mp3s from cellphone calls?

**Noobta** · 2007-02-09 22:06

Skype

**Demosthenes** · 2007-02-09 22:09

this thread might have some saving grace... gogogogskype!

**Damen** · 2007-02-09 22:13

Originally Posted by RuBP

how do you record mp3s from cellphone calls?

My cell phone has a "record call" button under the menu.

**Mathaios** · 2007-02-09 22:39

Wow, teenagers and their "My world is going to end because I'm 16 and my girlfriend broke up with me attitude" is just plain sad. Yes it sucks but its not the end of the world. You will meet new people, you will *probably* hook up with lots of girls, life doesn't end because you got dumped at 16. Get over it.

**Boyiee** · 2007-02-09 22:52

Originally Posted by Mathaios

Wow, teenagers and their "My world is going to end because I'm 16 and my girlfriend broke up with me attitude" is just plain sad. Yes it sucks but its not the end of the world. You will meet new people, you will *probably* hook up with lots of girls, life doesn't end because you got dumped at 16. Get over it.

We'll try to get over it, thanks for giving us the advice.

**Duckroll** · 2007-02-09 23:08

Cubans come in white now?

**Exoduso** · 2007-02-09 23:17

erm, okay... wall o'-text 4tl..

**Huggo** · 2007-02-09 23:30

Oh man, that makes my night. Teenage angst is the funniest shit in the world.

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