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  1. 2007-04-04 17:19 #1
    arlania
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    Duke Nukem Forever going to be released!

    Nah not really.

    http://duke.a-13.net/


    List of everything that has happened in the time though :D
  2. 2007-04-04 17:40 #2
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    Science & Technology:
    The Wright brothers designed and flew the first airplane.
    The theory of General Relativity.
    The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from Kennedy's challenge to the landing.

    Wars:
    The American War for Independence
    The United States Civil War
    World War I
    World War II and the entire Manhattan Project.
    The United State's involvement in the Vietnam War.
    Rofl. No hints there that this game is taking forever
  3. 2007-04-04 17:51 #3
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    I started laughing before I even opened the topic, I knew it was a joke... but still a very good one.
  4. 2007-04-04 18:17 #4
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    BRB, PLAYING THE 2000 VERSION OF DNF....or was it 2001.... oh yeah, 2003... or 4?

    This game is just a big joke now, even if it was released I doubt i'd care.
  5. 2007-04-04 18:22 #5
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    Obligatory VGcats reference: (just the first few frames really)
    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=202
  6. 2007-04-04 18:59 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    BRB, PLAYING THE 2000 VERSION OF DNF....or was it 2001.... oh yeah, 2003... or 4?

    This game is just a big joke now, even if it was released I doubt i'd care.
    Duke Nukem 3D from like 1995 was fucking awesome dude.

    Way better than those other shooters of the time (Doom, Wolfenstein, etc)
  7. 2007-04-04 19:20 #7
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    That VGCats one is quite funny.
  8. 2007-04-04 19:41 #8
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    I know Prey nearly hit the 10 year mark before it came out. think it was released after what 8 years in development? Only reason DNF has become the lolmachine it has is because the people at 3d realms have repetedly said it would be done soon. hell they said they would have it done before another UT game came out.
  9. 2007-04-04 19:45 #9
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    A Next-Gen treatment for Duke is long overdue.

    It's time Duke went under the knife for a makeover.
  10. 2007-04-04 19:46 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    A Next-Gen treatment for Duke is long overdue.

    It's time Duke went under the knife for a makeover.
    anyone else remember playing Duke Nukem on N64? >.> brought me way back
  11. 2007-04-04 20:24 #11
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    its early 80s?
  12. 2007-04-04 21:21 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Octavious
    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    A Next-Gen treatment for Duke is long overdue.

    It's time Duke went under the knife for a makeover.
    anyone else remember playing Duke Nukem on N64? >.> brought me way back
    was it? i thought it was just on computer of course that was a long time ago
  13. 2007-04-04 21:41 #13
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    Duke Nukem Forever and Too Human need to have a head to head battle for longest development in history.

    I am sure Denis Dyack would have lots of counter-arguements.
  14. 2007-04-04 22:07 #14
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    In the distant future, the calendar will no longer be based on the death of Jesus, but the original announcement of Duke Nukem Forever.
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