IRL FIGHTS!

[altwight]

So I saw this post on diablo II trading forum about some d00d's brother 'pwnin a noob' was just 2 emo bitches swinging away like nobs and was really funny. Anyone I've got a few things to talk about concerning IRL fights.

#1 Highschool
If you're in highschool and someone is bitching at you and is all tryin to fight and be a badass motherfucker. In my opinion it's more pwn to not give a fuck if some motherfucker wants to have a 1v1 with you. Tell him to go fuck himself and you're not interested instead of being a nob and actually fighting. Regardless if you could win or lose not caring is more pwn. What does BG think? (this question pertains to highschool only because highschool is all about being cool)

#2 Street fights
Some douche you know of got a beef with you and wants to pwn your face. So I watched a few youtube videos on this and it looks like 2 morons facing each other hands up hands down hands out c'mon chu gonna do type shit. Would it not be pwn to just charge some fuck grab him in anyway (wrap arms around his if only for a sec) and just bash his fucking face in with your own head? One bash to anyone's face (preferably the nose since that'd hurt most) is going to hurt a lot / stun them for additional bashes. What does BG think about this?

#3 Real fights!
Some guy comes up to you and wants to fight cause he's got a beef with you. You're a fucking badass so instead of listening to him talk shit and instead of bashing his face in with whatever is near including your own fist you annihilate him with the hand gun stored in the back of your pants. What does BG think about this? Some fucker talks shit while you has a gun and you just bust him and get it over with?


edit: its like go live in a cave and grunt @ eachother plz im trying to to hang out

[Koyuki]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Cephius]

ITT: what happens when you post on BG while stoned

I seriously read this 3 times trying to find a reason not to lock it. Didn't come across anything..