Boy killed anally by exploding chair

**ninjafox** · 2009-02-20 15:13

Man Vs Machine: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

**altwight** · 2009-02-20 15:15

lol sorry

**Nitsuki** · 2009-02-20 15:17

one less RMT

**MrW** · 2009-02-20 15:17

Bad case of explosive diarrhea imo.

**Senoska** · 2009-02-20 15:18

In before shitstorm. No pun intended.

**Ragnus** · 2009-02-20 15:19

First a cell phone battery not too long ago and now a chair? Do they make anything that doesn't explode? Pretty sucky way to die...

**Isawa** · 2009-02-20 15:23

Originally Posted by Ragnus

First a cell phone battery not too long ago and now a chair? Do they make anything that doesn't explode? Pretty shitty way to die...

Fixed.

**Fhloston** · 2009-02-20 15:25

Originally Posted by Nitsuki

one less RMT

rofl

What a fucked up way to go out though. I'll stick with non-electric chairs tyvm.

**Mayareira** · 2009-02-20 15:27

*insert a lame ass, stupid RMT joke*

**Correction** · 2009-02-20 15:28

China can't make anything without a chance of it killing you, huh?

**BRP** · 2009-02-20 15:28

I am now typing this standing up. Fuck chairs, I don't need that.

**Ishido** · 2009-02-20 15:40

I see a mythbusters episode.

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2009-02-20 15:51

I sense a chair recall coming up...

**Mizango** · 2009-02-20 16:05

Assploded?

Edit: Darwinism wins again.

**JigglyJam** · 2009-02-20 16:05

Anally.

I do believe mythbusters should do a piece on it, cause I don't think a person can generate enough pressure for chair pump to explode up through the chair pad and lodge itself far up enough to kill a person.

Maybe if the kid weighed 500 pounds or something.

Man i totally would love to see mythbusters try and re-enact that.

**thestalkmore** · 2009-02-20 16:06

Fantastic thread title.

**Mrcloudz** · 2009-02-20 16:13

First 4 replies to this thread = GOLD

A++ would read again

**Elvis** · 2009-02-20 16:14

CHAIR JIHAD

**baralai80** · 2009-02-20 16:41

rofl! i laughed till I cried when I read this. i think the anally part got me the most

**Mytiwar** · 2009-02-20 17:05

Cannot be real <.<

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