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    tip tips

    So my new step-dad is black and he has a really big dick, but unfortunately, i can't get his penis in my pretty little asshole, not even the tip. It makes me feel like a real cigar that i can't do it, so i was hoping BG might have some tips on how to get his massive 11 inch dong up my tight little shitpipe

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    I usually leave around 20% unless they're really shitty at getting me drink refills despite obviously not being seriously busy

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    you have black men fuck you in the ass, and then leave a tip?

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    no, I'm a large black men that has sex with stepsons, but I'm not so inconsiderate that I don't leave them a tip after I leave them a tip

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    krav maga your asshole

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    get one of those expander things the dentist uses to hold your mouth open and apply it for 2-4 hours a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    krav maga your asshole
    basically

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    pics

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    moots i was at the san diego zoo today and saw some arctic fox and i thoguth of u

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    gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    moots i was at the san diego zoo today and saw some arctic fox and i thoguth of u
    I went to the Columbus Zoo today and saw the Arctic Foxes

    But fuck you, I'm a red fox.

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    lol

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    nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    I went to the Columbus Zoo today and saw the Arctic Foxes

    But fuck you, I'm a red fox.
    I bet them arctic foxes would fuck yo red fox ass up them bitches r for real

    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    nice
    fuck you nigga post more ofte n

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    I bet them arctic foxes would fuck yo red fox ass up them bitches r for real



    fuck you nigga post more ofte n
    Actually red foxes displace arctic foxes as they move north cause they're bigger, stronger, faster, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Actually red foxes displace arctic foxes as they move north cause they're bigger, stronger, faster, etc.
    So they have the technology?

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    Nah, they just leave better tips.

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    Tajin, I've been meaning to ask you, which server did you play on

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    tajin, i have been meaning to ask you, show me ur tattoo + birdchest.

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