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    my gaydar

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    Maybe it is the heterosexual inside of you intentionally sabotaging your gaydar.

    So what happened then

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    I failed to realize one of my close friends was in fact, gay. But she's a girl so it doesn't really count.

    We are now mortal enemies, as I am a faggot, and she is a lesbian.

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    Nothing left to do then, you have to fight to the death

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    Is she hot?

    This is vital information required in order to decide which side I support in this matter.

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    Samething happened with one of my dude friends. Used to go over there and hang out with his and his "roomate" all the time. Worked with the guy and everything, after about 2 years he finally told me. I was like "oh". Now I can't talk to him anymore because he's gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomiko View Post
    Is she hot?

    This is vital information required in order to decide which side I support in this matter.
    Being still in high school, she is jailbait. She is sixteen, for shame Tomiko. But yes, she is rather attractive for a black girl. A real lipstick lesbian, she would definitetly be the femme in a relationship. Hence, you can see my confusion.

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    Maybe she's just bi-curious. I hear thats the in thang. She still has time to choose.

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    No, I can spot "bi-curious" attention whores a mile away. The more she spoke on how she was gay, the more I realized I liked her because she was just like my cousin Julie.

    Who is a dyke.

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    WHICH MEANS MY GAYDAR IS OFF IN TERMS OF LIPSTICK LESBOS

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    It's ok, everyone is just peoples anyways.

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    IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT I STRAIN THE HOMOS FROM THE HETEROS FOR THE COMING GAY RAPTURE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    Being still in high school, she is jailbait. She is sixteen, for shame Tomiko. But yes, she is rather attractive for a black girl. A real lipstick lesbian, she would definitetly be the femme in a relationship. Hence, you can see my confusion.
    I assumed she was older since I figured you were like 20 or something. Maybe if you would update your LJ I'd know these things!

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    Oh, well you didn't say that in the OP.

    I think I know a guy that knows a guy that can help.

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    And I know a guy that thinks he knows a guy that knows a guy who can help.

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    That's me! HI MOM!

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    I think Rocl left and started the war without us.

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    Just want to point out 16 is legal in most states.

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    Regardless, she's still too old for Seno.

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    Just the right age range for Krye though.

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