I thank Olga

[Charismatic]

For raping that man and creating a news story that is going to get me in this chick's pants.
She wants to be my Olga... but this time around the guy won't be going to the hospital after all is said and done.

[_chuchu]

HEY, ARNOLD!

[_chuchu]

also, move it, football head

[Charismatic]

nostalgia

[Charismatic]

me says (4:03 PM):
So I heard you were going to the same cosmetology school Olga went to, do they teach that on the side?
Jessica says (4:03 PM):
lol!! I as olga's teacher!!lol
Jessica says (4:04 PM):
i was...
me says (4:04 PM):
Oh, you were the teacher? Damn!
me says (4:04 PM):
I might need to bring you by a couple of students
Jessica says (4:06 PM):
yeh!! yah!! lol I have big bertha and Shakita there inturnes (??) They said you can be there segment
Jessica says (4:08 PM):
since you volinteered to be the "BIG ENCHILADA"
me says (4:09 PM):
Hahaha, but that offer isn't on the table for just anyone.
bertha and shakita gotta earn it
Jessica says (4:11 PM):
they said your the chosen one!!! feel gifted!! this is once in a lifetime beefbeater oportunity!!


and so on

[Charismatic]

She can't spell for shit but she's a white bitch with an acceptable (nothing great) ass and some nice titties, looks like a large C.
Girl next door type face, so I'm all for it.

Only bad part is I work with her, well... that's not the only bad part.
Other bad part is that she's married, but what's her man gotta do with me?

[Charismatic]

Basically I've got this on lock.
She's salivating... waiting for the cock.


The questions is, do I listen to Mr. Halo and just let it go or do I go w/ the horns and let her beat the beef?

[Akanei]

HAcoreRD might have some advice for you.

[Charismatic]

I never did keep up with that thread... I guess I should have, huh?

[Akanei]

I really only mentioned it only to beat Miz into making the comment.

But there was some quality stuff in that thread, no doubt.

[#686578]

How the fuck do you even talk to that bitch without killing them?

[#686578]

No seriously, they can't fucking spell shit.

[#686578]

shet (??)

[Ryko]

Dont bring me into this.

[Sera]

me says (4:03 PM):
So I heard you were going to the same cosmetology school Olga went to, do they teach that on the side?
Jessica says (4:03 PM):
lol!! I as olga's teacher!!lol
Jessica says (4:04 PM):
i was...
me says (4:04 PM):
Oh, you were the teacher? Damn!
me says (4:04 PM):
I might need to bring you by a couple of students
Jessica says (4:06 PM):
yeh!! yah!! lol I have big bertha and Shakita there inturnes (??) They said you can be there segment
Jessica says (4:08 PM):
since you volinteered to be the "BIG ENCHILADA"
me says (4:09 PM):
Hahaha, but that offer isn't on the table for just anyone.
bertha and shakita gotta earn it
Jessica says (4:11 PM):
they said your the chosen one!!! feel gifted!! this is once in a lifetime beefbeater oportunity!!


and so on

fucking christ, way too many exclamation marks, kill that bitch on sight

[Charismatic]

Look, everyone has their flaws... I can think of tons of worse things about each and every one of you.

[Charismatic]

But yeah... that shit is kind of annoying. No joke.

[Ryko]

One chick didnt know what latter meant, that killed it.

[Charismatic]

You're kidding... right?

[Ryko]

Dead serious, her rack was godly too.