Clever Puns

[Davricle]

I need some clever puns involving any variations or synonyms for cutting, stabbing, poking etc. I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

[Charismatic]

Kill yourself... with a knife.

[Conrad]

Make like a pair of scissors and get the fuck out.

[Ryko]

Well this topic's done/

[Davricle]

Those are neither clever. Nor are they puns. You guys suck at this game

[Absolutely Virtue]

You shouldn't really kill yourself.

They're just poking fun and they should probably cut it out.

[_chuchu]

Those are neither clever. Nor are they puns. You guys suck at this game

nou.

[Davricle]

You shouldn't really kill yourself.

They're just poking fun and they should probably cut it out.

Lol! Very nice, sir.

[Conrad]

My roommate (not tsu) and I used to continuously have pun contests where we'd go back and forth on the same topic (trees, feet, w/e we were talking about) until one of us couldn't think of anything or got bored. If you think I would share my wisdom with you prepare to be very disappointed.

[Conrad]

We even made a Pun Club, had a fort and everything

Tsu was in it for a while but then we kicked him out for being lame.

[Ragnell]

Make like a pair of scissors and get the fuck out.

Sweet zombie jesus why did I lol so hard

[Davricle]

Cmon nothing else?

[Ragnell]

I hope your sig is outdated

[Davricle]

Outdated in January. I now have a sexy 75PLD.

[Abandon]

Aegis, but no pussy since November. Confused.

[Davricle]

Don't be confused. It directly correlates exactly how you think it does.

[Abandon]

And I repeat, 'tis pathetic.

[Ragnell]

Relics over vagina?

[_chuchu]

Relics over vagina?

an aegis actually protects you. jus sayin

[Abandon]

Better than abstinence.