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  1. 2009-07-08 17:30 #1
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    I wish...

    my job title was something like Warrior Prince instead of Scholarship.
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    My job title is Senior King Tour Guide. I convinced my boss to do it since I've worked at my job the longest. <3 small business
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    My job title is Senior King Tour Guide. I convinced my boss to do it since I've worked at my job the longest. <3 small business
    I want to depose you as king only so I can have an awesome title like that on my CV.
  4. 2009-07-08 17:42 #4
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    You are hereby e-promoted to Grand Supreme Shit Scrubber!
  5. 2009-07-08 17:51 #5
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    It's gonna look so badass on my resume
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    It's gonna look so badass on my resume
    Hail to the king, baby.
  7. 2009-07-08 17:57 #7
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    BTW Tour Guide is like the best job ever.
    On slow days, I just sit around, read, play cards and eat shit.
    On busy days I get to walk through a badass cave, and zone out as I go on auto pilot and just ramble off my tour to strangers.
    Plus, there's always a hot daughter, and no one ever brings sweatshirts to a cave.
    It's 50 degrees in there.
    Cold temp + Thin summer shirts = Oh god yeah.
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    You must be this tall to be a warrior prince.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    You must be this tall to be a warrior prince.
    Is it 5'5.5" because it better be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    BTW Tour Guide is like the best job ever.
    On slow days, I just sit around, read, play cards and eat shit.
    On busy days I get to walk through a badass cave, and zone out as I go on auto pilot and just ramble off my tour to strangers.
    Plus, there's always a hot daughter, and no one ever brings sweatshirts to a cave.
    It's 50 degrees in there.
    Cold temp + Thin summer shirts = Oh god yeah.
    Hope you brush your teeth afterward.
  11. 2009-07-08 18:10 #11
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    Who are you?
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    No one important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Is it 5'5.5" because it better be.
    You are 500x10^-2 mm too short.
  14. 2009-07-08 18:29 #14
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    Good, at least we have an understanding.
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    Wait I seem to misunderstand, are you getting bent cause of a grammar joke?
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    Do you know what the word grammar means?
    That was a diction joke.
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    Lol... Well you got me there. Good show.
  18. 2009-07-08 18:32 #18
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    I've had way too much practice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    Do you know what the word grammar means?
    That was a diction joke.
    Semantics
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