quote possibly the most embarassing moment in my life

[richardd]

and ill share it with my niggas


1st of all. for ppl that dont know:

AC Slatering:

To sit on the toilet, turned around. Facing the other way. You will have to take underwear off for this

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...ace/saved1.gif

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backstory:

im 22 years old and live my pops. he's 45 years old and still brings home 25 year old woman from the club/wherever. my age pretty much. im cool with it, just as long as i get my privacy when i have Kristin or someone else over.

my room is next to my bathroom, but my house is right on Ocean blvd on Delray beach where the Haitian projects are. my dad and i are like the only ppl from trinidad there, but overall its a good community. nice people, and nice houses. only 1 problem. the bathroom is facing the opposite way since its next to my room and in order for me watch sports center or whatever, i have to AC slater it when i have to poop.

story:

i was home alone tonight after i came home from the gym. i love being home alone. i get to walk around naked/relax/invite some people over. i decided since its sunday and i got work tomorrow, to just chill.
im watching TV and i had an urge to shit. so i go to my bathroom and AC slater it. as im enjoying my privacy until some lady barges in, and stares at me for a good 10s. i mean literally. 10s. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? if i walk in on someone, i close the door asap, and move on. she didnt. she sat there with the same look on her face my mom gave me when i told her i wanted to be a tornado chaser when i grew up. it was one of my dad's gfs and she looked like she was in her late 20's. she was really cute too. and she caught me in the middle of it. when i got out, it was the most akward moment i ever had. i could feel the eyes staring at me. my dad ended up bitching at me, and i told him i wasnt shitting, but i was cleaning something behind the toilet bowl.

so i learned my lesson. if she walks in again and just stares, im gonna fling some poop at her.


or lock the door

[Ohaigaiz]

tl;dr

[richardd]

your mom is tl;dr

[Ohaigaiz]

i read it anyway, and it's pretty funny. i fucking love saved by the bell.

[Caiyuo]

holy god. haha excellent picture accompaniment. Totally confused as to why the TV is visible from within the bathroom, though, unless the door is wide open? Either way I've learned something new today.

I miss Slater and his acid wash jeans with extra buckles. :/

[richardd]

holy god. haha excellent picture accompaniment. Totally confused as to why the TV is visible from within the bathroom, though, unless the door is wide open? Either way I've learned something new today.

I miss Slater and his acid wash jeans with extra buckles. :/

yeah i love saved by the bell too lol

and the door was wide open, but i can see the TV just fine, based on where its placed in my room since its right next to the bathroom. its an akward angle and unfortunately, despite my big ego and confidence, im not gonna have the balls to talk to the woman who doesnt know how to knock

[Tricen]

Olde

[richardd]

Olde

ya it is


even tho it was like 45 min ago, its still olde

they're still in the house, lol..

i hope i dont see her when im on my way to work tomorrow. fucking a

[TheMuffinman]

ya it is


even tho it was like 45 min ago, its still olde

they're still in the house, lol..

i hope i dont see her when im on my way to work tomorrow. fucking a

There real question to ponder in this predicament is, who is awarded the walk of shame points?

[Ishido]

In high school one year on my lacrosse team the assistant coach's name was slater. So we called him AC Slater.

[Dazd]

You the man Rich.

[Pikarya]

Works well if you need a small desk to put a hot laptop on besides your crotch.

[Pikarya]

But I wouldn't know anything about that.

[mootsfox]

Should have asked her if she could help ya.

Also:

http://mantis.borkbork.org/wp-conten...ese-toilet.jpg

[Ivve]

even tho it was like 45 min ago, its still olde

nah, you're just not the first person that this has ever happened to. life imitates copypasta

[Day]

nah, you're just not the first person that this has ever happened to. life imitates copypasta

Or people should come up with their own stories.

[Not Kuno]

Why is it embarassing? She was probably in awe of how badass you looked.

[Rocl]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my 1L girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to drop a deuce. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could without saying goodbye to everyone in the dining room. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, I'll die if anyone else finds out. I'm being completely serious. FUCK

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Once again like in all your posts Richardd, I visualized the whole thing but it was a that cute ass Elvaan on the toilet in a mog house watching some tv contraption from Bastok. The grumpy old man Elvaan texture model with the gray hair and beard was the dad. Intrusive bathroom glares chick was a Mithran. Moogle leaves when you poop.

But yeah, I didn't know what Ac Slatering was. Next time lock door, though tossing one at her is funny too.

[tyven]

Rich you are the man, no shame in your AC Slater game