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  1. 2009-11-21 05:25 #1
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    Assassin's Creed II

    I beat it, the ending was trippy.

    Don't click if you haven't finished the game.

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    Aliens created humans, the templars revolted and killed them off, the aliens created Vaults to protect humanity from another Solar flare, the templars want to discover the vaults first so they can rule over the planet once more, and Subject 16's video shows Adam and Eve as created humans running away from an Alien human-factory. What. The. Fuck.
  2. 2009-11-21 05:32 #2
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    simpsons did it
  3. 2009-11-21 10:57 #3
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    wat
  4. 2009-11-21 10:57 #4
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    I dont believe that is the real ending at all.
  5. 2009-11-21 11:16 #5
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    after reading the wikipedia article it is true


    I fucking love ridiculous plots out of nowhere
  6. 2009-11-21 11:54 #6
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    LMFAO, I haven't played it but I have no plans to so I figured it was alright.
    Now after reading that I want to play it just because of the sheer ridiculousness.
  7. 2009-11-21 11:58 #7
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  8. 2009-11-21 12:58 #8
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    lolz, need to finish it, i guess
  9. 2009-11-21 16:10 #9
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    I want to play this so badly.

    But god damn PC version isn't releasing until March 2010 last i read.
  10. 2009-11-21 16:19 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    LMFAO, I haven't played it but I have no plans to so I figured it was alright.
    Now after reading that I want to play it just because of the sheer ridiculousness.
    ^
  11. 2009-11-21 17:27 #11
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    More ending shenanigans.

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    Your final battle you end up in hand-to-hand combat with the Pope , you beat him down and spare his life, open a portal that leads you to an alien VAULT in the bottom of the Goddamn Vatican, you find out that our God is bullshit, humans didn't evolve from apes, and you get a monologue from an ALIEN HOLOGRAM. Wow.
  12. 2009-11-21 17:45 #12
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    This is going to be GOTY
  13. 2009-11-21 17:48 #13
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    Hahaha

    Making friends with Leonardo DaVinci, him making you shit to help you with your assassinations, going hand-to-hand with the Pope, then discovering Aliens. I need to play this.
  14. 2009-11-23 00:20 #14
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    humans didn't evolve from apes
    Creationists were right? gdi.
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