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    Dear Diary

    Woke up today around 10:30 to my dick being sucked. My girl put on lingerie and high heels and got to work, double fisting my cock then letting my tip touch her kidneys. Life is amazing. Then I bent her 15 ways from Sunday as we fucked for about an hour or so before I blasted all over her fine Korean breasts, she still has big red hand prints on her ass cheeks and can barely sit down. I truly am a god among men.

    Got showered and dressed, and am now headed out to Diesel to buy a couple pairs of pants and a watch.


    bbl!!!
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    i know you overuse the phrase "trying too hard" but this is seriously a case of you trying to hard to impress a group of people over the internet who really don't give a shit about you. stop trying to overcompensate for hating your pitiful existence

    inb4trolled.

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    Dear Finesse,

    Sorry I haven't talked to you lately, I've been busy actually doing the things you spend all day posting about.

    I'm only talking to you now because I'm at my job, taking a short break from working diligently.

    Hope you have a good day and may all your dreams come true.

    If you find your self wondering where Day is, the answer is probably balls deep in some pussy.

    Your fren,
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    if it takes you an hour to jerk off in the morning you're doing it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Dear Finesse,

    Sorry I haven't talked to you lately, I've been busy actually doing the things you spend all day posting about.

    I'm only talking to you now because I'm at my job, taking a short break from working diligently.

    Hope you have a good day and may all your dreams come true.

    If you find your self wondering where Day is, the answer is probably balls deep in some pussy.

    Your fren,
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    w2g

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamicles View Post
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    You missed one silly face.

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    ok back lovies. Looks like I got all the angry, spiteful responses I expected from you sad sad people. Ok off for some lunch an cocktails with the ladies to warm us up on this chilly summer day.

    bbl dear diary keep the sadness strong!

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    I don't really see any spiteful or angry responses.

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    Just sayin.

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    Cool shtick, it's wearing thinner than Numbers penis though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Dear Finesse,

    Sorry I haven't talked to you lately, I've been busy pretending to do the things you've posted pictures doing.

    I'm only talking to you now because I'm at my job, taking a short break from working diligently.

    Hope you have a good day and may all your dreams come true.

    If you find your self wondering where Day is, the answer is probably balls deep in some fantasy about your lifestyle.

    Your fren,
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    ftfy

    I know, I know, you posted some image you found on an amateur forum and tried to pass it off as something you did to kiss up to his majesty and gain favor. Next time be a real nigga, talk is cheap.

    You may continue posting your petty grievances against me as I have a big weekend ahead. See you all on Monday.

    tata!

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    you're just so cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    I have a big weekend ahead. See you all on Monday.

    tata!
    Thank god.

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    No fair, you said you weren't coming back for weeks

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    Diary,


    Went to an old hangout last night called Wicked Garden, my boy was djing and my other boy was MCing / singing live. As soon as I walk in the joint I'm getting free drinks and the singer Sammy T is singing praise about me, prompting a bunch of bitches to come up and hug me and say hi like they know who I am. Nice try little bitches but I only drink fine wine.

    Afterwards we go to my boys loft, he happens to be a grower, and we partake in some of the most delicious blueberry buds and watch hilarious youtube videos while our women serve us some Johnny Walker Blue Label.

    http://gallery.me.com/stephenpenders...12587483170001


    Headed out to some brunch for mimosas with the bitches, then the hot tub at my boys penthouse apartment. Tonight will be epic.


    tata!
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    Shit dude you watched youtube videos I'm so jealous why can't my life be as good as yours

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    Thought you twerent coming back till monday.

    Nice buds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Dear Finesse,

    If you find your self wondering where Day is, the answer is probably balls deep in some pussy.

    Your fren,
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    holy fuck rofl

    also day this guy i know sold me some cancer patient's pot that was sold to him

    that shit was amazing, i had no idea cancer patients got such good pot

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    Rofl @ the box of trash.

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