ok so me and a friend were talkin, gonna need a nigga

[Zalius]

ok so, assuming you had a mission to pull some brazilian pussy. now, obviously, the easiest way to do this would be to a. go to brazil b. get pussy. seems like a really simple process. but those are actually like steps Q and R behind like a. get money for a plane ticket b. go to the plane station c. buy ticket etc etc i cant do this all day

ok so, based on this new information, we need to figure out what like the second-twenty ninth best ways to get brazilian pussy for. now, let me explain the magnitude of this mission to you. if we do this, not only do we get brazilian pussy, but we each get like 300 dollars. fucking boss right? i know. help me.

[Shiroikage]

Craig's list.

[Kuya]

there has to be some brazilian bitch on this island somewhere

[Kyo]

First step to Brazilian ass gettin, clean your fucking room you slob.

[Zalius]

First step to Brazilian ass gettin, clean your fucking room you slob.

if by room you mean desk, then no pussybitch, that isnt step number one you retarded motherfucker. my desk has all this shit on it for a reason relative to the last hour so you can fuck right off back into your pussybitch nobody corner, pussybitch.

[Zalius]

oh god, pussybitch nobody corner, pussybitch. i need to save and highlight this so i dont forget it

[Zalius]

there has to be some brazilian bitch on this island somewhere

dog what is land but an island?

[Zalius]

read that shit like its shakespearean dog its deep

[Kuya]

fuck damn it zalius you are a fucking genius

[Zalius]

that is the best thing i have ever read bar none

[Kuya]

Truth. However, i am still going to search for brazilian bitches.

[Zalius]

dude i hear theyre really freaky too. like this could potentially work out so well you know

[Kuya]

I know, but we have to be careful cause some spanish latin hos pass off as braz bitches.

[Zalius]

nah im just gonna straight up tell em like yo look i need a brazilian right now i got connections wsup

[Kuya]

What if we breed some braz bitches, zals? What do we need? Some portuguese ho and a ho from africa?

[Kyo]

lol, pussybitch

[guartz]

Hail and well met, gentle lords. Prithee tell from whenst a gentlemen could acquire a portuguese pilgrim bona-roba? Mayhap a local corinth?

[Zalius]

What if we breed some braz bitches, zals? What do we need? Some portuguese ho and a ho from africa?

this will take years and personal commitment that i am more dedicated to not devoting to breeding than i am dedicated to devoting

[Darkslitter]

Also, to breed Brazilians, you would have already accomplished your goal.

[Zalius]

fuck man no he means like in the pangea type way like the land bridge dog you gotta think pre brazil like he wants to make little prodigy brazilians and then have sex with them which is kind of incest unless we dont use ourselves to breed but then that ROBS US OF PUSSY dude you know im really torn on this fuck