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  1. 2010-01-11 13:35 #1
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    A man goes on vacation Las Vegas.

    The man heads to the casino, as soon as he gets settled in.

    He gambles for a while, when a prostitute approaches him.

    The prostitute says "I give the best handjobs in the world for $5,000"

    "$5,000?!?!" the guy replies.

    The prostitute says "see this casino you're playing in? I bought it just from the money I earned giving handjobs."

    The guy, very curious, gives it a try. Who woulda figured? It was the best damn handjob he had ever had.

    The next night, he's at the casino, when the prostitute approaches him again and says "If you liked my handjob, you'll love my blowjob, $10,000"

    The man replies "$10,000 just for a blow job?!?!"

    The prostitute says "You see the hotel you're staying in? I bought it just from the money I've earned from giving blowjobs"

    The guy decides to give it a shot and it was the best damn blowjob he had ever had.

    The next night, the guy is in the casino, just lookin for this the prostitute. When he finally does, he says "How much would it cost to fuck you?"

    The prostitute replies "Come with me" and they enter a limo. They're driven to the largest hill on Navada.

    As they gaze down on the entirety of Las Vegas, the prostitute says "If I had a pussy, this would all be mine"
  2. 2010-01-11 13:38 #2
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    Wooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  3. 2010-01-11 13:39 #3
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    I mean as in "lol" not as in "ok...... shutup."
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    This makes me wonder why is a vagina so damn powerful?
  5. 2010-01-11 13:42 #5
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    Senoska gets laid.
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    That wasn't a response, it was my joke submission.
  7. 2010-01-11 14:16 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Senoska gets laid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    And for the record, I'm a fucking sexy beast with an 8.5 inch cock, money, and I live overseas.
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    Sexy, money, and live over seas. I'm sorry, did I stutter?
    Lol
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    lol
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