fuck kids seriously

[Demosthenes]

So the lady renting my basement has a 5/6 year old daughter. I come home from a shit day at work and she tells me. "My daughter pee'd in your bed." I go up there and the fucking sheets are still on, with pee marinating in them. I fucking lost it.

[Demosthenes]

Least the fucking twat could have done was wash my sheets, blanket, cleaned and flipped my mattress.

[Mertron]

maybe she would stop peeing in your bed if you would stop fucking kids

seriously

[Demosthenes]

I mean wtf was your daughter doing in my damn room anyway. To the point where she falls asleep and pisses through her 6 year old diaper all over my bed. Seriously 6 year old kid wetting the bed?

[TheShadyMan]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVICTED

[Demosthenes]

maybe if she would stop peeing in your bed if you would stop fucking kids

seriously

you mistake me for senoska

[Demosthenes]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVICTED

Calling my lawyer in the morning to draw a notice up.

[Mertron]

or instead of fucking kids seriously, you should try fucking them in a joking manner.

i hear variety in the bedroom can spice up your sex life

bust out the hand puppets and shit, kids love a good show

[Demosthenes]

Bitch told me I needed to calm down. I bass'd at her. If I could have picked up my house, I would have beaten her with it.

[TheShadyMan]

Well that's gonna fuck up that kid's life.
"Sally, you wanna know why we're living in a goddamned cardboard box? Because you're fucking six, and you can't stop pissing the bed. You are the reason our life is terrible now."

[TheShadyMan]

Not to say the eviction is unwarranted, I'd do that shit without a second thought.

[Mertron]

Well that's gonna fuck up that kid's life.
"Sally, you wanna know why we're living in a goddamned cardboard box? Because you're fucking six, and you can't stop pissing the bed. You are the reason our life is terrible now."

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

[Demosthenes]

MAD AS FUCK! I got into a semi fight at work just before leaving too. This loud simpleton came charging at me and got his face slammed into a vending machine. Come home pissed, ready to go to bed. To find piss in my sheets.

[Demosthenes]

I MAD! I MAD AS FUCK!

[Mertron]

Come home pissed, ready to go to bed.

come home pissed, ready to go to bed in piss

[Blarg]

I'm not sure if you are the annoying demo or not

Did she give a reason for why she didn't try to clean the sheets for you? Without a good reason that lady deserves some sort of revenge

[Blarg]

Grab her bed and drag out out of their room and sleep in it until she cleans everything.

[Mertron]

ok lets calm down a little

take a deep breath.

..................................

perhaps the reason the daughter peed the bed is because no one ever explained properly to her how to use the bathroom.

you know what to do.

have her hold your willy while you pee.

chicks dig.

[Shojin]

Piss on her 6 year old daughter for revenge.

[Demosthenes]

lamedemo avoid's spam. Her room is a mess. I'm not sleeping in that shit. My cat avoids that room.