Free Dranks

**Conformity** · 2010-03-09 18:12

In Louisville, went to the bar across the street and apparently they are giving free drinks to the people from my hotel. Probably a corporation in which I am not affiliated with; however, I am getting the free drinks anyways. If our database was up, I would probably only have one or two. Instead, it is down, and now I... am drinking. Next post decides my drink. Because, the drinks are free all night! :D

<3

**quannum** · 2010-03-09 18:15

hemlock

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 18:18

http://narrowcampus.files.wordpress....oat_drinks.jpg

get one of each and record the results and tongue coloration of each one as you progress like a 6th grade science project, then the hypothesis will be your rainbow colored vomit

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 18:19

er, hypothesize, drank, then evaluate

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-09 18:35

Ask for two buttery nipples and a sex on the beach

**mootsfox** · 2010-03-09 20:04

Ten bucks says all the drinks appear on your room bill.

**Airenn** · 2010-03-09 20:11

Originally Posted by The Finesse

http://narrowcampus.files.wordpress....oat_drinks.jpg

get one of each and record the results and tongue coloration of each one as you progress like a 6th grade science project, then the hypothesis will be your rainbow colored vomit

Awesome picture, is there a larger one available?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 20:12

I just googled 'girly drinks' and that came up on the image results

**Airenn** · 2010-03-09 20:15

They all look delicious to me. Mmmmnum.

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-09 20:16

I am not ashamed that I occasionally partake of fruity girly drinks.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 20:18

if you aren't a girl and drink those then your faggotry knows no bounds.

cognac neat or scotch on the rocks are the only pro drinks. the one exception being a well dirty vodka martini

**Mizango** · 2010-03-09 20:19

Nice, take full advantage.

Originally Posted by Qalbert

Ask for two buttery nipples and a sex on the beach

Naw nigga. Bitch dranks is bitch, fuck a buttery nipple to hell. I tried one after pounding down Goldschlager and Vodka shots and almost puked. Fuck yo butterscotch ho drinks.

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-09 20:20

I don't think I have had any of the ones in that picture, but I have had some fruity rum based mixed drinks. I dunno names all that well, so idk if it was an actual drink or just something that he made (friend's party) but was pretty good.

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-09 20:20

Miz I was referencing an obscure Bruce Campbell line. From his show Jack of All Trades

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 20:21

rum is baller is you drink it straight from the bottle, like a pint of sailor jerry kept in your back pocket fkya

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-09 20:22

also idk if it counts as girly but the same friend did a 1:1 mix of orange vodka and mountain dew
called it a rough sex, since it was a hard dew

**Mizango** · 2010-03-09 20:23

Originally Posted by Qalbert

Miz I was referencing an obscure Bruce Campbell line. From his show Jack of All Trades

I know, its just the words "buttery nipple" sends me spiraling into a hell spawn of a flashback. I seriously black out and raep at the mere sound of it., you should see my keyboard.

**quannum** · 2010-03-09 20:24

equal parts 151&coke is my drink

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-09 20:24

Originally Posted by Qalbert

also idk if it counts as girly but the same friend did a 1:1 mix of orange vodka and mountain dew
called it a rough sex, since it was a hard dew

thats just fuckin nasty why can't people just drink the shit without making a pinata out of everything

**Mizango** · 2010-03-09 20:25

I party hard.

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