She better suck my dick to earn the money for them.
She better suck my dick to earn the money for them.
DENTAL PLAN?!
Since when did they make Alf in Pog form?
I would let her blow me for braces
Lisa, her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gasoline..
Too bad the show went so hard downhill after about season 11 or so when they stopped having good writers.
Everything before that was brilliant.
Season 1 is pretty terribad, show didn't hit its stride until 3 or 4
God damn I watched the first two episodes of Lost when it was a new series and it ruined it for me forever. I have never even watched 2 mins of that show since.
Ep: 1 Into the jungle
Ep: 2 Walking through the jungle (waited one week for this shit.)
Ep: 3 Still walking through jung.... Aw fuck this bullshit show.
Bart Gets an Elephant is the best episode ever.
Uryuu nagasakin u nigs.
The past two weeks man, you've been magnificent. You've got my vote for rookie of the year.
Don't let Ryko catch you trippin' like that.
Best part from that episode:
Homer : Aw ... The Denver Broncos !?!
Marge : I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer : Yeah, yeah.
Marge : Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer : You just don't understand football, Marge.
I think my favorite episodes are the ones where Homer weighs 300 lbs, You Only Move Twice (Hank Scorpio), the Treehouse of Horror with the Shinning (I think VIII?), and probably a couple others I'm neglecting to think of right now. I'm actually kind of ashamed of myself that I can't.
Radioactive Man - from season 7.
Also, "Bart Sells His Soul"
rofl
OH LOOK ITS THE CAIN FROM CITIZEN KANE