Boobquake

**Ohemgee** · 2010-04-23 21:53

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...ide-boobquake/

Originally Posted by DAMN LOOK AT HER TITTIES

A ONE-WOMAN mission to prove breasts don’t cause earthquakes has swollen into a shirt-straining global movement preparing for the inaugural “Boobquake”. Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens’ groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move. “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Sedighi said…

Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong. Since launching the “Boobquake” Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26. If the world doesn’t then disappear into an apocalyptic fiery chasm, then Sedighi will have no option but to admit he was wrong. “On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own,” Ms McCreight wrote. “Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

You know, I usually steer clear of these social cause-type of events. They’re usually a lot more about making the people running things look good than affecting any actual change. I’ve seen too many celebrity Earth Day Committee chairmen who fly private jets for a hobby or drive race cars for fun but who aren’t shy about preaching to the rest of us that we need to drive Priuses and carpool to work to buy into any trendy movement.

But this one? This is different. This is about women standing up for what’s right. It’s about empowerment. It’s about justice. For too long now people have blamed women’s breasts for the seismic problems in the world and the only rational way to answer back is by showing them off. Release the twins, ladies. In fact, why wait until Monday? You owe it to your sisters in living bondage and oppression all over the world to put on your night on the town shirts and flash some bewbage today, tomorrow and every day. Prove to the haters and misogynists that your racks aren’t causing quakes or Global Warming or volcanoes in Iceland. Because even if the worst does happen and you cause worldwide environmental catastrophe, it will still have been worth it. Godspeed, Jennifer McCreight.

http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploa...k-cleavage.jpg

**Sylvrdragon** · 2010-04-23 21:59

My first instinct was to point out how one retarded fallacious argument does not counter another, but then I realized that I would be speaking out against showing boobies. As such, I support this movement.

**Conrad** · 2010-04-23 22:04

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress..../gary_huh1.jpg

**Despain** · 2010-04-23 22:09

I got an invite to something like this on facebook.

**Souj** · 2010-04-23 22:13

Does she really think he'd admit he was wrong even if there was never ever another earthquake ever again?

I'm also going to laugh if there is a real bad earthquake in the following week.

Bitches shouldnt be trying to prove a point by betting on when random nature elements will occur.

**Despain** · 2010-04-23 22:24

Women.

lol

**Lucavi** · 2010-04-23 22:28

I can't hate her logic, as wrong as it is. She tried, dammit, and her logic, while not perfect, is certainly fucking better than the tripe that he considers his own.

Rock on, ladies. May your tits rend the ground asunder.

**Despain** · 2010-04-23 22:42

They've finally figured out that the only way men would listen is to... well you know.

**Kuya** · 2010-04-23 23:27

Waiting with enthusiasm.

**Ohemgee** · 2010-04-23 23:35

She's probably the hottest Iranian woman I've seen. Unless shes paraplegic

**Kuya** · 2010-04-23 23:55

I don't see a picture of her.

**Mayareira** · 2010-04-23 23:57

So are there any tits or not?

**Yugl** · 2010-04-23 23:57

I vote for earthquake. The laughs to be had cannot be beaten.

**Ivve** · 2010-04-23 23:58

Well the logic is retarded, but at least there will be titties for everyone on Monday?

**Ohemgee** · 2010-04-24 00:04

After reading the URL of the image (updated OP), its Salma Hayek

So, this reinforces how much I want to smack her tits

**Kuya** · 2010-04-24 00:07

Cosign on wanting to smack salma's tits.

**Ohemgee** · 2010-04-24 00:09

Oh my god i just looked at my sig holding up her tits.

Ah ah ah. My signature is gold

**Olo401** · 2010-04-24 00:10

Originally Posted by Ohemgee

Oh my god i just looked at my sig holding up her tits.

Ah ah ah. My signature is gold

ROFL that was the first thing I thought when I opened this thread..

**Mayareira** · 2010-04-24 00:18

Well, fuck. Nice pair of boobies there.

I strongly support this movement.

**Max™** · 2010-04-24 00:40

No, Ohemgee's sig supports this movement, with a look of confusion no less!

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