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  1. 2010-05-15 11:43 #1
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    TIme to suck today's dick

    four hours of sleep for no reason at all. Let's do this,

    Should I eat a bagel with peanut butter or have some fuckin cereal I DON'T KNOW
  2. 2010-05-15 11:45 #2
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    by today's dick, do you mean you are figuratively sucking the cock of today, the day itself? or are you sucking your daily ration of cock today?
  3. 2010-05-15 11:47 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    Should I eat a bagel with peanut butter
    NO ONE ELSE I KNOW DOES THIS
    DO THIS
  4. 2010-05-15 11:52 #4
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    I too got 4 hours sleep.
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  6. 2010-05-15 11:55 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    NO ONE ELSE I KNOW DOES THIS
    DO THIS
    Serious? It is pretty delectable. I like when you toast the bagel, and then the peanut better gets a little melty after being on there for just a minute. Mmm.
  7. 2010-05-15 12:00 #7
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    As far as the dick sucking goes I think it's from Pineapple Express. Sometimes I wake up and think of it as a motivator because I muse on how little sense it makes and ultimately find that humor encouraging
  8. 2010-05-15 12:02 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    Serious? It is pretty delectable. I like when you toast the bagel, and then the peanut better gets a little melty after being on there for just a minute. Mmm.
    Oh god yes I love that, Im pissed the place next door doesnt have fucking peanut butter
  9. 2010-05-15 12:05 #9
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    Peanut Butter on those frozen ego waffles.
  10. 2010-05-15 12:08 #10
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    oh man great post good stuff shut the fuck up and get the fuck out
  11. 2010-05-15 12:19 #11
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    lol'ing at myself
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