I Cut My Nails Too Short

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:23

I do this every fucking time god damn there's blood everywhere dripping down my feet and it's all over my hands from trying to stop the flow it's like it's my god damned time of the month

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:30

no H.E.C.?

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:40

HEC?

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:44

I can never sleep when I need to, and I always get tired when I need to be awake like I tried to go to sleep early last night but gave up after I had laid down for an hour and now it's like an hour before I need to get up and out of nowhere I'm so exhausted I want to just go pass out and I know my alarm clock won't wake me up when the time comes

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:47

HEC = Hand Eye Coordination. What the hell you clippin your nails with? a knife?

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:47

just stop short of where the white part ends... >_>

**Kiarax** · 2010-05-12 07:48

I rip off my nails with my bear hands.

**Kiarax** · 2010-05-12 07:48

Pussies.

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:50

Originally Posted by Kiarax

I rip off my nails with my bear hands.

i wouldn't say i use my whole hand... I pick at them with my other nails when they get too long. but it's a bitch when they don't tear properly and start going past the "line"

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:51

I'm afraid of getting ingrown nails or whatever so I cut a vertical line kind of near the side and then I pull down from there and rip hella off

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:54

And then to make sure my skin doesn't grow up and over my toes I cut out chunks of dead skin underneath where the nail was before I cut it

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:56

Like so

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...omas/Nails.png

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:58

maybe i just have cooperative nails and skin...

**Krye** · 2010-05-12 07:59

Or I have an irrational fear of ingrown nails

**Cephius** · 2010-05-12 08:03

you know cutting your nails too short is usually what causes ingrown toenails, shits happened to me it's pretty horrible

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 08:08

^

**Kiarax** · 2010-05-12 08:16

Originally Posted by Seanr

i wouldn't say i use my whole hand... I pick at them with my other nails when they get too long. but it's a bitch when they don't tear properly and start going past the "line"

Yeah. That shit doesn't happen often though, you can usually tell when it is gonna happen and just not rip that shit off.

**Cephius** · 2010-05-12 08:16

i had to go to a foot doctor who numbs up your toe and proceeds to cut the sides of the nail off and stuff gauze in the gaps. Mine was infected pretty bad so I had to take antibiotics for a week too. Worst part was I made the mistake of not looking away really LOOK THE FUCK AWAY because watching some guy cut your toe and yank out chunks of flesh will test your intestinal fortitude

oh yeah and he missed a piece of nail so as soon as the Novocaine wore off i was in some pretty intense pain and had to go fish it out by myself

so yea stop cutting your nails so short

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 08:19

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Yeah. That shit doesn't happen often though, you can usually tell when it is gonna happen and just not rip that shit off.

but then i'll have half a nail off like a little claw XD

**Kiarax** · 2010-05-12 08:28

REAL MEN HAVE CLAWS.

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