Sobriety Test

**SwampdonkeyPLD** · 2011-05-05 00:28

So I would have blown like a .3 but I just passed the sobriety test. The officer said, "dude you fucking stink, I don't know how you dod it."

Fucking sweet, only a speeding ticket.

**Krye** · 2011-05-05 00:32

I'm glad you're proud of endangering yourself and the people around you. Drunk driving is really funny.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-05-05 00:43

grats on not getting a DUI that shit sucks balls, you're still a faggot

**Seanr** · 2011-05-05 01:21

You're a terrible person.

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**Stumblingdrunk** · 2011-05-05 01:22

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...talist_550.gif
self interest cluster, check! Responsibility for own behavior, check! Absolute moral standards, check! sense of irony, check?

**Linliel** · 2011-05-05 02:51

Hey Swamp, you old codger, how're you doing? I have to say I'm glad you were only interested in PLDing back in FFXI and not talking about politics or bragging about DUI, cos that side of you is pretty disappointing.

**SwampdonkeyPLD** · 2011-05-05 04:59

Drunk & high on luck ='s a dumb post.

I'm great Lin. You can hate the politics, but not the person. I gotta say it wasn't 100% total stupidity. I was literally 2 minutes away from where I was staying, not that that justifies of course. 1 more year of law school, can't wait to be done. How are you?

**jmc** · 2011-05-05 12:34

You drive drunk, and gonna be a lawyer?

*sigh*

**Conrad** · 2011-05-05 12:38

But I thought Republicans loved following all the rules

**Kuya** · 2011-05-05 12:50

Originally Posted by Skirkle

But I thought Republicans loved following all the rules

lol

**Kuya** · 2011-05-05 12:50

hey swamp, how you doing

**Conrad** · 2011-05-05 12:54

Originally Posted by Kuya

lol

**Kuya** · 2011-05-05 12:55

lol

***Blarg*** · 2011-05-05 13:35

in the CONSTITUTION that our FOUNDING FATHERS wrote, right after the part about it being illegal for big gov to collect taxes it mentions that if you live less than 5 minutes from your house you can drive home intoxicated and it's all cool bro

**#686578** · 2011-05-05 15:34

Originally Posted by Stumblingdrunk

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...talist_550.gif
self interest cluster, check! Responsibility for own behavior, check! Absolute moral standards, check! sense of irony, check?

lol

**Conrad** · 2011-05-05 15:57

lol

**Kuya** · 2011-05-05 15:59

lol

**Linliel** · 2011-05-06 15:24

Originally Posted by SwampdonkeyPLD

Drunk & high on luck ='s a dumb post.

I'm great Lin. You can hate the politics, but not the person. I gotta say it wasn't 100% total stupidity. I was literally 2 minutes away from where I was staying, not that that justifies of course. 1 more year of law school, can't wait to be done. How are you?

Well at least you admit it wasn't very bright! Now consider yourself lucky and don't do it again!

I'm good, working in London now as a research fellow in technology ethics. It's pretty fun, I get to travel a lot to nice places (Italy seems to be the place for conferences this year), and I have a fantastic boss who wants to keep me on after my current contract ends. Waiting to hear about some grants I put in for, which is pretty nerve-wracking. Life's good!

**Ivve** · 2011-05-06 20:08

dicks dicks dicks

***Blarg*** · 2011-05-06 21:41

having an orgy?

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