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  1. 2011-07-09 01:31 #1
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    How to apprroach a girl

    Who doesn't like nigger dick?

    I was thinking force feed it to her, but I'm open to any suggestions.
  2. 2011-07-09 01:37 #2
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    They like it when you sneak up behind them quietly and take them by surprise
  3. 2011-07-09 01:52 #3
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    shit on their feet
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  5. 2011-07-09 02:05 #5
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  6. 2011-07-09 02:24 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    I've had bitches say such things to me

    3vo
  7. 2011-07-09 03:03 #7
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    3vo
  8. 2011-07-09 03:06 #8
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    Women are always assuming you're gonna rape them so you're gonna have to be more sneaky than that, CS
  9. 2011-07-09 03:18 #9
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    Pay for her shit and remind her of her obligation to suck the dick that paid for her shit. Then lift your money out of her purse when you put her to sleep because you are an A+ lover.
  10. 2011-07-09 08:56 #10
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    I'll speak in the language that I know you'll understand CS.

    Make sure you introduce yourself with 4 of your most trusted niggas.


    When she's not paying attention, slip her a roofie assuming you can afford one.


    When you take her back to your dirty-assed home while she's barely conscious and she tries to fight her way out after waking up, what she really means is she's ready for round two.


    When you inevitably get to the part where she wants to cuddle, cut through the bullshit and just tell her to leave you alone because you really don't have time for that.
  11. 2011-07-09 11:03 #11
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    LOL 10/10
  12. 2011-07-09 18:55 #12
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    lmao
  13. 2011-07-14 01:29 #13
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    piss on her to mark her as yours
  14. 2011-07-14 01:48 #14
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    Wrong place to post count farm, faggot
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