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  1. 2012-08-15 15:34 #1
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    P90X IS A FASCIST WORKOUT

    I'VE BEEN DOING PS90 FOR ABOUT 74 YEARS NOW EVER SINCE AN ADVANCED ALIEN RACE NOTICED MY INCREDIBLE LEVELS OF MAX PWNAGE ON ONLINE GAMEPLAY FOR CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS AND TOOK ME TO A NEIGHBORING GALAXY TO TEACH THEIR STAR RECRUITS ADVANCING SKILLS IN SNIPING GRIEFING AND CALLING EVERYBODY FAGGOT. SINCE I CLEANSED THEIR STAR SYSTEMS OF ALL NOOBS I WAS HURTLED FORWARD IN TIME HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN A BLACK-GRAVITY VORTEX SO THAT I COULD PLAY NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT GENERATION ZELDA GAMES (THEY FUCKING SUCK BY THE WAY) AND COMPETE AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF ASTRO-TEMPORAL GAMEPLAY USING TELEPATHY TO INSTANTLY GRIEF HUGE QUEERS WHO HAVE PATHETIC SHOOTER RATIOS, KEEP TRYING TO PLAY AS MEDICS AND SUCK HELLA BALLS. PS90 IS NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT THANKS TO ADVANCED LOW-G MEATSPACE CONSOLING I HAVE MANAGED TO CUT DOWN TO ONLY 16 PINTS OF GAMER FUEL PER DAY AND SHREDDED TOTALLY GROSS NASTY ONES INSIDE CONTAINED ATMOSPHERIC ENVIRONMENTS. MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN CANADA AND YOU DON'T KNOW HER
  2. 2012-08-15 15:34 #2
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    PS I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A FOLD IN MY OWN STOMACH
  3. 2012-08-15 15:34 #3
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    YOU GOTTA KEEP KILLIN' IT, BRO
  4. 2012-08-15 15:35 #4
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    F-
  5. 2012-08-15 15:36 #5
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    SHUT UP FAGGOT
  6. 2012-08-15 15:37 #6
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    no
  7. 2012-08-15 15:38 #7
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    saw this headline on gizmodo or gawker or some shit earlier
  8. 2012-08-15 15:45 #8
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    hold on a tic
  9. 2012-08-15 15:47 #9
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    Mobutu Sese Soko say's it's time to pick up some weights and set them down again, bros.

    P90X is a Fascist Workout
    http://gawker.com/5934375/?comment=51880784

    (kudos to Tyven for recognizing it.)
  10. 2012-08-15 15:48 #10
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    You are trying to hard. Your overt defensive play for your fellow "journalist" who is getting savagely thumped and knocked around in the comments for this piss-poor effort is quite sad.
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    oh
  12. 2012-08-15 15:52 #12
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    wtf stop unlocking this piece of shite
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    stop unlocking and stop PMing me faggot
  14. 2012-08-15 23:29 #14
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    lol
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