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    Rocknrolla (New Guy Ritchie Film)

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    Opens Oct. 3rd (UK)/Oct. 30th (USA)

    Plot:

    In London, a real-estate scam puts millions of pounds up for grabs, naturally attraction the attention of some of the city's scrappiest tough guys (Butler, Elba) its more established underworld players (Wilkinson), and others -- all of whom are looking to get rich quick.
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    Guy Ritchie (Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch)

    Cast:

    Gerard Butler ... One Two
    Gemma Arterton ... June
    Thandie Newton ... Stella
    Jeremy Piven
    Idris Elba ... Mumbles
    Tom Wilkinson ... Lenny Cole
    Mark Strong ... Archie
    Ludacris ... Roman
    Jamie Campbell Bower ... Rocker
    Tom Hardy ... Handsome Bob
    Toby Kebbell
    Jimi Mistry ... Councillor
    Karel Roden ... Uri
    Geoff Bell ... Fred the Head
    David Leon ... Malcolm
    Nonso Anozie ... Tank
    Matt King ... Cookie
    Bronson Webb ... Paul
    Tiffany Mulheron ... Jackie
    Robert Stone ... Bouncer
    Roland Manookian ... Bandy
    David Sterne ... Barman
    Dragan Micanovic ... Victor
    Michael Ryan ... Pete
    Thomas Rooke ... Waiter
    Anton Saunders ... Copper
    Laurence Richardson ... Policeman
    David Bark-Jones ... Bertie
    James Puddephatt ... Policeman No.2
    Morne Botes ... Jimmy
    Charlotte Armer ... Nurse
    Johan van Vuuren ... Sloan 2

    Note:

    1) A scheduling conflict prevented Jason Statham from appearing in this film so his role is filled by Gerard Butler (300).
    2) Guy Ritchie is planning to extend RocknRolla into a trilogy, following characters still alive at the end of the first film.

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    Another light hearted romp through the seedy undercurrent of londonesque grime.

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    Another overdose of bad cockney accents and the glorification of violence for little artistic merit. Oh Guy Ritchie, what a brilliant film-maker you are.

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    2) Guy Ritchie is planning to extend RocknRolla into a trilogy, following characters still alive at the end of the first film.
    SPOILERS

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    I liked Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Probably going to like this too, even though they're not the most sophisticated movies.

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    Thandie Newton is all kinds of attractive. >_>;

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    Bah, I thought they were joking about "The Real RockNRolla"

    Anyone who didn't like this movie is a pussy.

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    You had me at Jeremy Piven.

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    All sorts of sadface about Jason Statham not being in it

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    Jason Statham hasn't had a decent script since he last worked with Guy Ritchie

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    I'm guessing Death Race or whatever was horrible then? Never got around to seeing that.

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    Holy necrobump.

    Rocknrolla was "ok"... nowhere near as entertaining as Lock Stock and Snatch were though and the characters are far less memorable. And my mistake was to go see Rocknrolla with my gay friends because it was the only movie out that weekend aside from the Duchess that none of us had seen yet so I got the full lecture about Guy Richie's homophobia throughout the film and how the Blue Oyster-reminiscent scenes with Gerard Butler were in it just to make up to gay community. Or some shit. Gah, I remember that better than most things that actually went on in the movie and it's like 2 months since we saw it.

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    Also, feeding a guy to crabs is a bit fail after feeding them to pigs... made me think of mutated sea bass with frigging laser beams on their heads.