UK Police are morons

[wop]

They fitted tag on my FALSE leg!


TAGGED Bret Ravenhill spent three months fighting the urge to break his curfew — after the tracking device was fitted to his FALSE LEG.

Bret, 29 — convicted of possessing cannabis — was amazed when a Group 4 security worker failed to spot his left leg was made of metal and DETACHABLE.


The forklift driver grinned yesterday: “Two friends were at my house when she came round and were killing themselves laughing.

“I thought she would realise straight away — but she never bothered to turn up my trouser leg or look underneath my sock.


“I just left things as they were for a joke.”

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Bret, who was given probation by a judge and barred for three months from going out at night, had his tag checked every four weeks and STILL no one realised.


In between he would prop his artificial leg in a corner and wear a spare in Barnsley, South Yorks.


Bret, who lost his limb in a motorbike crash six years ago, said: “I didn’t break my curfew once — but I could have been out living it up every night. I’m no danger to the public — but what if they’d done the same thing to an armed robber?”

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Even when the tag was finally removed this week no one was the wiser. Furious Justice Minister David Hanson, said: “I am very concerned.”


As Group 4 launched a probe, a spokeswoman said: “We conduct our monitoring operation under rigorous procedures which include carrying out an assessment of the leg that is being tagged.


“It would appear that in this instance the procedure has not been followed.”

Crook has tracking tag fitted to his false leg | The Sun |News|Sun Justice

[Lliandra]

lawl gg wp UK ¬_¬

Seen that story about the 13yr old lad becoming a father? I'll post it in a sec if no one else does first. Absolutely ridiculous. The kids dad himself has 9 kids...Apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree...

[wop]

Catholics

[Popeh]

Group 4 security arn't cops/police ....

[Keria]

Baby-faced boy is father at 13 | The Sun |News

they're from my area, creepy fucks, the mother looks retarded and the father looks 8

[Lliandra]

^ Thats the one.

Like seriously, and we wonder why this country is a fucking clip. Ban their fanny's/tail's til their old enuff and capable of looking after a child without their parents or the states help.

[wop]

I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.

lol

[Lordwafik]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_732314a.jpg

Yikes he looks like my nephew.

[Yuri-G]

Baby-faced boy is father at 13 | The Sun |News

they're from my area, creepy fucks, the mother looks retarded and the father looks 8

KILL IT WITH FIRE @ the mom, wtf. 15? She looks like she's 30.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Who fucks a 13 year old?

[Lordwafik]

I wonder if he'll still look like that when he's 18, he'll be eye of the pedos, and also all the cougars.

[The Stig]

Bullshit. He'll grow up and become a cunt. And end up in jail. They will all end up in jail. They are all cunts.

The enthusiasm will wear off once the baby gets home and:

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[Mizango]

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Yikes he looks like my nephew.

...... wow.

[Cesaria]

Kid's voice hasn't even broken yet he's that young.

Swear to god this country goes further into the shit every day - but the false leg thing is just such a good fuck-up that it's hilarious.

[The Stig]

Well look at it this way.

I'm trying to buy a house. 1 bed room

This cunt of a kid and her shitty looking girlfriend will get a 3-5 bedroom house free with £200~ in benefits each week ...

FUCK WHAT AM I DOING HERE

afk gonna knock someone up

[wop]

Well look at it this way.

I'm trying to buy a house. 1 bed room

This cunt of a kid and her shitty looking girlfriend will get a 3-5 bedroom house free with £200~ in benefits each week ...

FUCK WHAT AM I DOING HERE

afk gonna knock someone up

Have you heard of those lodgers living in £15M + properties in London? lol

And the Afgan family in Ealing costing Ealing Council (us taxpayers) thousands of pounds to let them live in a mansion.

Edit : Found it Council workers sacked over jobless Afghan mother of seven who got £1.2million council house | Mail Online

@.@;

[Dimmauk]

America is laughing at you England.

[The Stig]

wop: ya I think we brought it up on our last topic involving the UK, haha

###NONE SERIOUS RETORT###

Dimmauk: at least we don't overreact and cry with tears each time something "amazing" happens over there, i.e. the plane landing on water incident. Everyone's was on TV going on about "OMG HE'S COOL, HE'S A HERO, LETS SUCK HIS DICK" which kinda made me laugh.

Admittedly it is quite cool, but mweh. Respect still to him.

[Cesaria]

Then you have stupid situations where, because the little shitbags around here have broken into my car twice in the last fortnight (no I don't hide my sat nav in the glovebox did you not learn that the first time you dim fucks) and I'm reporting it just to flag it up for the local beat officers cos usually no one comes down this street unless they live here (or want to fuck with my car apparently) I'm labelled a "repeat victim of crime" and the police are falling over themselves to send a sergeant around for a "crime prevention chat"... don't send him around - start trying to catch the little fuckers please!

[Wintermute]

wop: ya I think we brought it up on our last topic involving the UK, haha

It was in the BNP thread a while back wasn't it? One where the member list got leaked.

The false leg thing is hilarious, but what the fuck at the kid?

Edit:
@ Cesaria, I live in an area where everyone comes to get drugged up. The place is stupidly well known as a drug-user gathering spot for decades now and a guy in the neighbourhood is a convicted felon and drug user/dealer who once chased a friend of mine with a machete because he's that batshit insane and I'll see a cop walk the neighbourhood maybe twice a year on consecutive weeks.

Last time we called the station to report anything it took them 4 hours to get here. I can walk to the furthest local station in 30min, closest is 10min away.

Fucking police are useless. Do they need to climb stairs to get to you too? That seems to be what puts off the local ones.