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    77 tampons = one pound

    For your information...

    I <3 my job

    also


    http://th200.photobucket.com/albums/...or_swift-1.jpg

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    This is a glass half full question, is this the weight of tampons before or after usage. I imagine damp or bloodied tampons that have expanded hold more weight.

    For example, I took my girlfriend for a walk through the park and walked past one of those splash-pads with sprinklers shooting up out of the ground, I thought it was funny to pick her up and carry her over the sprinkler and get her soaked. I however, did not take into consideration the following after she'd left the washroom in the park.

    "IT BLEW UP LIKE A LIFE RAFT FOR FUCK SAKES"

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    This is tampons, outside of the package and wrapper...unused. Thank god I didn't have to work with used ones.

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    send all used tampons to this way

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    SO many things wrong, just wrong with that.

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    not really

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    they are full of nutrients and good for you

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    i'd like to know why you had to find this out

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    I'm trying to figure out what ms swift has to do w all this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    i'd like to know why you had to find this out
    curiousity

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    If you could intake blood that has come out of a vagina and onto a tampon. I would, I don't even know....

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    Eating blood clots from maxi pads is a delicacy around here

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    . . . .

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    And so does Aurik

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    this kinda talk is bound to make me pms early, better take cover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If you could intake blood that has come out of a vagina and onto a tampon. I would, I don't even know....
    what the fuck does this even mean? if you could intake blood?

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    are you saying "if you could ingest the blood from a tampon..."? because i guess that makes slightly more sense, but i mean. you can. it's not an impossibility.

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    does water disappear just because you mopped it up with a paper towel? wring and suck motherfucker

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