WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN OWN A FREEZER

[Zalius]

IF I ALWAYS FUCKING FORGET THE SODA CAN IN IT

[Day]

Freezers are for pussies, I just date cold heartless bitches to keep my junx cold.

[Shiroikage]

I once kept a bottle of Pepsi Blue in the freezer to cool it down. Then when I took it out, it looked frozen as fuck, but my mom said it was OK to open it and I opened it and it shot icy bullets of Pepsi Blue everywhere in the kitchen. I am glad I actually have eye sight.

[Shiroikage]

I never had Pepsi Blue after that experience, and that was my first experience with it.

[Senoska]

I took a 2liter of coke out of the freezer once and went to open it and it exploded..

And I mean exploded. It was all over the ceiling and the walls and shit. My parents were not happy. It's not like I could have avoided it though.

[Krye]

Shiro I am so glad you did not get hurt I don't know what I would do without you please don't tell me such scary stories you're only going to make me cry why can't you just hold me tight and keep me warm

[Charismatic]

Freezers are for pussies, I just date cold heartless bitches to keep my junx cold.

Ohohohoho

[Charismatic]

But is there any other kind?

[Ivve]

are you people fucking retarded? you don't put carbonated beverages in the fucking freezer. that shit will always explode. fridge and wait.

[Not Kuno]

I like all my drinks at room temp, thanks.

[Ivve]

seriously the shit that was just said is akin to marveling that your microwave caught fire when you put something wrapped in tin foil in it.

[Zalius]

ive done that

[Maguspk]

me too, had to use my paycheck from Sesame Street that week to replace our microwave. My mom was heartless.

[Zalius]

did you ever shrink chip bags

[Shiroikage]

seriously the shit that was just said is akin to marveling that your microwave caught fire when you put something wrapped in tin foil in it.

Microwaves don't catch fire with tinfoil unless you're really stupid. I should know because I did a science project that once involved me microwaving everything under the sun, including but not limited to making a grape antenna, microwaving a pencil, microwaving a lightbulb (SO FUCKING FUCKING COOL), microwaving a flaming toothpick suspended in a bottle cap (SO FUCKING COOL), and CDs.
And freezers cool down pop quick if you don't forget them in there.

[Ivve]

wow

[Shiroikage]

Pencils will catch fire sometimes. That graphite does not play nice.

[Zalius]

thats usually what they say when they get owned

[Ivve]

chances are, you're going to forget your shit. you should just tough it out and put your soda in a glass with ice while the rest go in the fridge to cool.

also, my best friend put a baked potato wrapped in aluminum foil in her microwave when i wasn't looking and that shit burst into flames within 30 seconds. i'm not sure how her stupidity increased the chances of fire outside of the initial mistake of putting foil in the fucking microwave.

[Zalius]

one time my dad put an eggo in a glass door toaster thingy and left it on "stay on" (dont know why the dickshit that was a fucking option for an oven) and then decided he didnt want an eggo anymore and went to 7-11 and i got up and there was a small fire in the kitchen. was pretty sweet